Dear Washingtonians:
I want to explain and to apologize for the irregular schedule of
themail over the past few weeks. A couple weeks ago, I fainted, fell on
my shoulder, and broke my clavicle, so I’ve been typing with one hand —
and some days I haven’t felt like typing at all. That’s not your
problem; to keep themail coming, all you have to do is send in your
submissions.
One more thing that isn't your problem: my G-mail account has been
hacked by a phishing site that’s sending out announcements that ask you
to open a Google Doc. It’s a fraud; ignore it.
Gary Imhoff
themail@dcwatch.com
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Changing Voting Precincts
Dorothy Brizill,
dorothy@dcwatch.com
Last week, at the monthly meeting of the DC Board of Elections, the
Board approved a staff report, "2013 Precinct Boundary Efficiency Plan,"
that would realign all election precinct boundaries in the 2014
elections to correspond to the Advisory Neighborhood Commission
single-member boundaries,
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The goal of the project is to improve the administration of district
elections by reorganizing election sites. The BOE is accepting public
comments on the plan by October 30, and it will hold a public hearing on
Friday, October 18, at 10:00 a.m., at the Office of Zoning Hearing Room,
second floor south, at One Judiciary Square.
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Two-Wheeled Entitlement
Alma Gates,
ahg71139@aol.com
DDOT is very quick to inform anytime the needle moves on the number
of DC residents using bicycles as their primary mode of transportation.
Their numbers are supposedly pushing five percent, which means 95
percent of DC residents are using other modes of transportation, or not
driving at all. In the past week, I’ve encountered bicycle riders who
think they should occupy the middle of the drive lane and are exempt
from any traffic regulations. Red lights do not mean STOP. Cross walks
do not mean YIELD to pedestrians. I’ve also been downtown after dark and
encountered bicyclists all over Pennsylvania Avenue without lights or
helmets, not in the dedicated bike lanes or obeying traffic signals.
I appreciate that many ride bicycles, but I don’t appreciate bicycles
acting like pace cars for all traffic along streets where there is a
single drive lane. If a car does not keep up with the speed limit, it is
subject to a ticket for impeding traffic; if a car breezes through a red
light or fails to yield to a pedestrian, the driver can expect a hefty
fine. Moreover, license, registration and proof of insurance are
necessary documents at all times for vehicle operators. The public can’t
count on the police to enforce regulations regarding bad biking habits
because there are few regulations or requirements to enforce. Some
riders are very responsible and courteous but the majority are not. Most
behave like the iconic figure in Andrew Wyeth’s, "Young America," and
ride with complete abandon on busy public streets.
When will DDOT stop giving bicyclists a pass on regulations? If the
agency is serious about expanding its bicycle program, the time has come
for DDOT to consider licensing regulations, insurance, and registration
for bicycles. Make riders accountable because it’s clear they have
created their own rules of the road. The failure of DDOT to impose
regulations is reinforcing bad behavior that has resulted in a prickly
interface among bicycles, cars, and pedestrians; and, an assumption that
this entitled group need not respect traffic regulations or extend
courtesy to others with whom they share the city’s public streets.
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Office of Planning: “We’re Not Proposing
Building on Parks”
Kirby Vining,
nulliparaacnestis@gmail.com
At the September 25 National Capitol Planning Commission hearing on
the Height Act, DC Office of Planning Director Harriet Tregoning said in
her remarks, "We’re not proposing building on parks." In fact the city
is planning to erect thirteen-story office buildings, among other
structures, on historic McMillan Park, an historically integrated park,
listed on the DC Inventory of Historic Sites (1991) and on the National
Register of Historic Places (2013). That doesn’t count as "building on
parks"?
While the above is entirely factual, the following, entirely
fabricated, further quotes from the OP Director, are fiction. We hope.
Director Tregoning continued, "Well so what if we are building on
parks? What are they good for, anyway? No way to rent such space out,
and the folks who use them are at negligible points on the income curve.
Who needs them? In fact, it has been brought to my attention that when
Senator James McMillan first arrived in Washington to serve as one of
Michigan’s senators in about 1889, what he saw looking out from the
Capitol down toward the White House was an open sewer where Constitution
Avenue is now, called Tiber Creek in that time. East of the sewer was a
line of brothels, so-called Hooker’s Row, set up to serve the Union
troops during the Civil War and never dismantled. West of the sewer was
a line of slaughterhouses — how convenient to have a place to throw the
offal from animal carcasses into the sewer/creek. And right smack in the
middle of what is our mall were two railroad stations. McMillan, who is
memorialized for cleaning all this up by the park and fountain which
bear his name (the only monument in the world to his work to extend the
L’Enfant plan), made the mall and the heart of Washington what we see
now, especially in the core area. But, I ask you, what is wrong with
railroad stations, and open sewers, and brothels, and extra train
stations? These are all moneymaking enterprises, and none of that land
pays a dime in taxes. So let me take back that remark about not
proposing to build on parks. Perhaps we should. Can’t have enough cash,
and our grandchildren will never know about the parks we deprive them of
now."
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CLASSIFIEDS — EVENTS
The Loaves and Fishes Un-gala Gala, November
22
Jason Lee Bakke,
jlb@scifibridges.com
Each year, Loaves and Fishes serves more than 30,000 hot, nutritious
meals at noon on Saturdays, Sundays, and federal holidays from our
kitchen at 16th and Newton Streets, NW, in Columbia Heights.
We are overwhelmingly a volunteer-run organization, and in keeping
with this spirit, we invite you to join us for our
third-Sunday-of-the-month meal for a fourth-Friday-of-the-month dinner —
oven-baked chicken and greens with our much-loved chicken gizzards,
prepared by a team of long-serving volunteers.
Learn how we feed the city’s hungry, an activity we have been
carrying out for more than forty years. Hear from our guests and
volunteers about what Loaves and Fishes means to them. Break bread,
while nourishing others. A reception begins at six, with dinner at
seven. Registration: loavesdc.eventbrite.com
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