Quoth the Raven
From the archives of themail, here are answers to two unresolved
questions about famous sayings. In 2009, I challenged the quotation
attributed to H.G. Wells that, "Every time I see an adult on a bicycle,
I no longer despair for the human race." I wrote that I couldn’t find it
anywhere in Wells’ published works, and that the first instance of it
that I could find dated from the 1970’s, in books promoting bicycling.
Now I’ve found support on bikeforums.net from a commentator, 77univega,
who wrote in 2005 that, "That is a great quotation but
there is no proof that HG Wells said it. I have searched out every
source I can find and even exchanged a series of E-mails with the HG
Wells Society in England (www.hgwellsusa.50megs.com/UK/index.html)
but NO one can cite an original source document for that quotation."
Then there is the pithier quote, "No good deed goes unpunished,"
which we discussed in 1998. I wrote that New Yorker writer
Brendan Gill credited it to his aunt. Others credited it to poetess and
short story writer Dorothy Parker, novelist and playwright Gore Vidal,
playwright and ambassador Claire Boothe Luce, and Oscar Wilde. I do
think that I’ve found the original, from newspaper columnist and poet
Franklin P. Adams, who wrote a poem that didn’t contain the quote, but
was titled, "No Good Deed Goes Unpunished (So Shines a Good Deed in a
FPA, along with Parker, was a member of the Algonquin Round Circle group
of writers, and he launched Parker’s career in his column.
Was that sarcasm when you wrote with respect to the moniker of the
Washington NFL team, "as has been true so often in American history, it
falls to more enlightened whites to act as their caretakers, to be
offended on their behalf and teach them what is in their best interest?"
What the team calls itself is not a hot issue with me. But your
seemingly arrogant assumption that you know the self-interest of some
Americans better than they do — and your presumption about how they
should feel about the term "Redskins" — are beyond imagining. Did you
lift that from the diary of a 19th century British imperialist?
[Ed seems to be channeling Sheldon Cooper in "The Big Bang Theory,"
who can’t recognize sarcasm when he hears it, and is always asking, "Was
that sarcasm?" Yes, Ed, that was sarcasm, but you misread it completely.
On February 10, in an introduction to themail, I wrote that, "The best
opinion survey that I am aware of that actually asked a broad
cross-section of American Indians what they thought about the name of
the Washington Redskins was taken by the National Annenberg Election
Survey in 2004. Its finding is summarized by the headline of its press
release: ‘Most Indians Say Name of Washington "Redskins" Is Acceptable,
While 9 Percent Call It Offensive, Annenberg Data Show,’
http://tinyurl.com/b72a2vs. (Ninety percent
of American Indians found Redskins’ acceptable; one percent was
undecided.) Eugene Volokh did a good discussion of this poll’s findings
and its limitations in the Volokh Conspiracy,
http://tinyurl.com/alyslmk. This doesn’t
settle the matter, but it does mean that we should throw a flag on the
play when an activist Indian claims that he speaks for all Indians, and
even more so when a white or black activist says that Indians should be
offended, whether or not they actually are, and that they probably just
aren’t educated enough on the issue to be properly offended."
[It is people who want to ban "Redskins" who are the people who think
they "know the self-interests of some Americans better than they do."
The numbers have probably changed somewhat since 2004, considering the
heavy campaigning since then to convince Indians and the general public
that they should be offended by "Redskins," but nevertheless I wasn’t
being sarcastic about American Indians, who except for a radical
minority aren’t offended by the name, but about the non-Indian members
of the SOPO (the Society of the Perpetually Offended), who think they
know best what Indians should believe, and who in previous generations
set up Indian schools to alienate children from their tribal cultures. —
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