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May 26, 2004

Celebrate

Dear Celebrants:

Give them credit: the American Experience Foundation, the Washington, DC, Convention and Tourism Corporation, and Cultural Tourism DC have published a great booklet to accompany the summer-long commemoration of World War II that will be taking place in town. "America Celebrates the Greatest Generation" is designed primarily as a resource for tourists, but we hometowners will find it useful, too. If you can't find a copy of it, the web version is at http://www.washington.org/americacelebrates (the alternate URL, http://www.americasgreatestgeneration.com, simply forwards to this address), and it's well worth browsing through it.

More practically, and in the short term, if you're trying to find your way around town over the Memorial Day weekend, with the dedication of the WWII Memorial and its attendant events, first check out the street closings and parking restrictions at http://mpdc.dc.gov/news/news.asp?sid=2727.

Gary Imhoff
themail@dcwatch.com

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Residential Permit Parking
Jack McKay, jack.mckay@verizon.net

Yesterday a gas line replacement project began on my block in Mount Pleasant, initiated with a barrage of “Emergency No Parking” posters, and expected to last a full month. So the residents are commanded to park their cars elsewhere during the day throughout the month; but where? All the adjacent blocks are Residential Parking Permit-zoned, only ours resisting the tide. I asked the Department of Public Works if they would relax enforcement for the duration, allowing residents to park on these blocks; but no, “we can only administer what the regs say.” I asked the Department of Transportation if they would suspend RPP on the adjacent blocks, or give the residents temporary RPP permits; but no, "it's not a DDOT project."

No one has ever been able to explain to me why the District denies RPP privileges to residents of unzoned blocks, and thus divides neighborhoods into residents granted superior parking privileges, and residents denied those privileges. I know of residents who wanted their blocks zoned not because they had a commuter parking problem, but simply so that they, too, could get RPP stickers.

The Mayor's Parking Task Force report, released this month [http://www.dcwatch.com/govern/dot0312.htm], had this to say: “The current block-by-block approach in the RPP program was cited by the Taskforce as one of the major flaws in the current system. Under the current system, RPP areas are not necessarily contiguous or consistent due to the peculiarities of the ballot process. If one lives in the area with the generally restrictive parking conditions, but does not live on an RPP block, one cannot get a parking sticker and is effectively treated in the same way as a visitor or commuter.”

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Going Hungry
Dorothy Brizill, dorothy@dcwatch.com

Under Mayor Williams's latest school governance proposal (http://www.dcpswatch.com/dcps/040423.htm), the current Board of Education would become a “State Board of Education” — an independent policymaking body that would establish broad educational policies for all public schools and some private schools in the District (e.g., student achievement guidelines, teacher certification and licensure requirements, attendance rules and regulations). The District's problem-plagued State Education Office (SEO), headed by Connie Spinner, would serve as the board's administrative staff and would "monitor and enforce the policies established by the Board of Education, execute high level policy analysis, perform best practice research, and serve as the pass through agency for federal grants."

Since it was first established in October 2000 as an agency in the Executive Office of the Mayor, the SEO has been beset by a series of management problems. The agency's inability to manage the Special Nutrition and Commodities (SNAC) program, and especially its mismanagement of the Summer Food Service Program and its failure to utilize federal resources fully over the past two years has meant that many poor children in the District were not enrolled for the summer feeding programs. The US Department of Agriculture has consistently expressed concerns about the SEO, criticizing its "persistent understaffing, inadequate program implementation, inconsistent leadership, and inability to fully maximize available resources." In response to a chorus of criticism, on October 23, 2003, Mayor Williams created a Blue Ribbon Task Force to "improve service delivery and expand nutrition programs citywide." On March 24, 2004, the task force issued its report and final recommendations to the Mayor (http://www.dcpswatch.com/stateed/040323.htm).

One of the task force's first recommendations for this summer's feeding program was that the State Education Office publicize its program, and publish a list of feeding program sites during May, before the summer program begins. In response, the SEO did publish a colorful single-page flyer, "Come to the Table," that it distributed to councilmembers offices last week to be given out to constituents. But what seemed like progress turned out instead to be another of the SEO's trademark missteps — over half of the feeding locations on the flyer were listed either in the wrong ward or with the wrong address. On Monday, Councilmember Phil Mendelson wrote to the SEO to alert them to the mistakes on the flyer. At today's press conference, I raised the issue with the mayor, whose immediate reaction was to defend the SEO, to dismiss concerns about the numerous mistakes on the flyer, and to try to pass off the professionally printed color flyer as just “a draft.” Later this afternoon, SEO staffers visited council offices to try to recall and retrieve all copies of the flyer.

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Killing All Initiatives
Michael Tacelosky, Smokefree DC, tac@smokefreedc.org

Last week's court decision to disallow a ballot initiative to make workplaces in DC smokefree should ring alarms for all citizens here. If this decision stands, for all practical purposes the initiative process in DC will be dead. Anyone will be able to successfully prevent an initiative from being placed on the ballot by challenging it in court, pointing to this case law and saying “We think there might be an economic impact that will impede the City Council from creating a budget.” A ballot initiative cannot be “a law appropriating funds” —  i.e., it cannot force the Council to allocate money. Obviously, a smokefree workplace initiative doesn't dictate Council spending. But the tobacco industry, through the restaurant association, claimed that smokefree environments will lead to lower sales tax revenues, and somehow, this interferes with the Council's ability to set a budget. Amazingly, the judge bought it. [See the memorandum decision at http://www.smokefreedc.org.]

What nonsense! The proposed smokefree workplace proposal won't interfere in the least with the Council's budget-making ability. (And just for the record, there is no evidence anywhere that city tax revenues are lowered by smokefree workplace laws. Every reputable study shows that businesses do just as well, if not better, after smokefree workplace laws are passed.) The tobacco industry is the only industry that will be hurt when DC finally joins the many other cities that honor their citizens' right to work in a safe, smokefree environment. Note that the Restaurant Association of Metropolitan Washington receives funding from the tobacco industry. The association has done the tobacco industry bidding in the past (getting an exception to the cigarette vending machine ban in food services place, promoting the Philip Morris "Accommodation" program, etc.).

Even if you don't agree that everyone deserves a smokefree air while they're working, citizens should be outraged that the recent decision will disallow all meaningful initiatives in the future.

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RAMW Keeps Smoking Ban Off Ballot
Lynn Breaux, Executive Director, Restaurant Association of Metropolitan Washington, lynne@ramw.org

Today, May 21, 2004, the Restaurant Association Metropolitan Washington (RAMW) successfully defeated the “D.C. Smokefree Workplaces Initiative of 2004.” Judge Mary Terrell, ruled that the proposed Initiative, if it had been approved by the voters, would have banned smoking in bars and restaurants in the District of Columbia, was not an appropriate subject matter for consideration. “We’re pleased that Judge Terrell correctly applied the law in determining that this proposed initiative should not be on the ballot,” said Andrew J. Kline, General Counsel to RAMW.

The decision from Judge Terrell, which came after almost two hours of oral argument on May 6, 2004, vindicates RAMW’s strong belief that issues pertaining to fiscal impact must be reserved for our elected officials. “Today’s decision further distinguishes the role of our elected officials when it comes to making decisions related to financial management in the District of Columbia. If passed, this initiative would have negatively impacted our local economy, and could have adversely affected the sales tax and cigarette tax revenues collected by the District. That is not a decision that should be put to the electorate for vote,” Kline added.

RAMW continues to advocate for the freedom of choice and views this decision as a positive step forward. This debate has never been about being pro-smoking; our organization is not. Rather, we favor both the restaurant’s and the patron’s freedom to choose the type of environment in which they want to operate or patronize.

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Brazilian Waffles
Chuck Thies, chuckthies@aol.com

Last week At-Large Councilmember Harold Brazil voted to extend the hours of liquor sales in D.C. from 10 p.m. to midnight. The measure passed 7-6. However, in a statement put out by his office on March 16, Brazil said, “[C]itizens have told me that they are concerned about the potential impact of extending the hours of Class A and Class B establishments. They are concerned that longer hours will threaten the peace and security of many neighborhoods. I have been at the forefront of anti-crime legislation and initiatives, and I do not want to do anything to jeopardize citizen safety.”

Apparently Brazil's earlier position was nothing more than lip service. In March he was worried about his reelection prospects and must have felt compelled to heed the concerns of residents (aka “voters”). Now, however, with only two well-intentioned but lesser-known horses left in the race Brazil sees a cakewalk to the finish line and is apparently at ease dining on waffles.

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Film in the Style of “My Dinner with Andre”
Phil Shapiro, pshapiro@his.com

Do you recall the 1981 film, “My Dinner with Andre,” where the entire film is an engaging restaurant conversation? When I saw that film I promised myself that one day I would make one or more similar films of engaging, long-form conversations. I've now got the video skills and the video equipment and am on the lookout for the right conversations to film. Do you know the people I ought to be filming? Send me an E-mail if you know of a person or conversation worth filming. Themes I'm particularly interested in include: the nature of human dignity, the nature of human creativity, and the nature of human determination. I'm also interested in stories of people who choose to live by their own rules and people who are enterprising in ways that are surprising and inspiring. If you know of someone who is the raconteur, I'd like to meet him or her.

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Politically Correct School Issue
Bryce A. Suderow, streetstories@juno.com

At last all of us liberals can get riled up over a politically correct DC school issue. I'm referring of course to the charges that Hardy School discriminated against black school children by putting them all in a class for backward kids. Black liberals refused to get angry over a school system that has graduated illiterate kids for years and condemns them to either become clerks at minimum wage, welfare mothers, or drug dealers. Why wouldn't DC's black liberals get upset? Because there were only blacks to blame — black teachers, black principals, a black board of education, and a black school superintendent — and that's so embarrassing. Why didn't DC's white liberals protest the school system's perennial problems? Because we refuse to blame blacks for anything. We think it smacks of racism. So I say hurray, hurray for the principal of Hardy School!

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Video of DC LEARNs Essay Contest Award Winner
Phil Shapiro, pshapiro@his.com

Linda Lyles, who is studying to get her GED, is a woman of remarkable talent and determination. When asked to write an essay about a "woman of change," a person who has had a positive impact on the world, she skipped writing about Rosa Parks and Dorothy Height and Maya Angelou. She wrote about herself. And her essay was the grand prize winner in the annual DC LEARNs essay competition, http://www.dclearns.org. I recently went over to her house to learn more about her story and life journey. For those who might be interested, I've placed a video of this visit up on the web at http://mytvstation.blogspot.com. This video is about 25 minutes in duration and is in QuickTime format. You will need a high speed Internet connection (i.e. DSL, cable modem, or T1, etc.) If you consider literacy an important issue in this city, the end of the video clip is worth watching. If you'd like to send a short congratulatory E-mail to Linda Lyles, she can be reached at lyles_911@hotmail.com. This year was the 8th year of the annual DC LEARNs essay competition. If you'd like to support this kind of thing, you might want to join DC LEARNs as a individual member — and/or convince any literacy organizations you know that organizational membership in DC LEARNs brings unified strength to all adult learners in the city. Thanks are owed to all the judges, volunteers and DC LEARNs staff members for making this competition — an honored DC tradition — such an inspiring success.

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Signs, Signs, Everywhere
Tom Sherwood, tom.sherwood@nbcuni.com

[Re: “Signs, Signs, Everywhere,” themail, May 23]: I note the complaint about Arturo [Griffith]'s infusion of political signs in front of the Wilson Building. Having covered city politics for more than a few years, I'll do a public service and point out that no candidate who has ever flooded the front of the Wilson Building (or One Judiciary Square in the interim period) has ever won election. Some successful candidates (Jack Evans) may have had one or two signs in the area, but not the blizzard favored by long-shot candidates. In short, it doesn't work. It just irritates people.

[Arturo Griffith has withdrawn his candidacy for the Statehood-Green Party nomination for at-large councilmember. — Gary Imhoff]

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Old School Yesterdaze, Today’s Cicadas and Tomorrow’s Buzz
Lea Adams, workinprogress247@mac.com

I've now survived my fourth occurrence of Cicada Brood X in DC, and my first away from the Crestwood home my parents bought in 1953 and I sold last November. I recall my fascination with the army of shells that littered the lawn around the "umbrella" tree that shaded our entire back yard, which were marched into every imaginable formation, pattern and maneuver! The fun we had with urban nature was a lot healthier and cheaper than action figures, video games, and real-life “shock and awe.” 1953 was the summer after my kindergarten year at Green Acres School in Rockville. My parents wanted integrated schools for their daughter. As it happened, the tuition they paid bought me a seat as the only child of color in my class and on the school bus. Five is pretty young to serve as an integration army of one: I don't recommend it.

Gen X was the first group of kids to grow up with E-mail supplanting the “snail” that took over where the Pony X-press left off. The marvelous convenience they take for granted, buried for hours and days and weeks before the screen, often comes at the sacrifice of actual, flesh-to-flesh interspecies contact. No wonder they invented Rave parties -- a phenomenon my own Gen X-er discovered a few (24) hours after graduating from high school. A quote from the Smithsonian web site (thanks for the link), reminds me of my impression of “Buzz,” which I sneaked into a few years back and have yet to recover from: “Their ability to emerge by the millions as flying, gregarious adults within hours after spending 13 or 17 years underground as solitary juveniles is unparalleled in the animal kingdom;" only the bugs don't need X-tasy to experience "couplings [that] last at least an hour.”

If I live as long as my mother did, I have two Brood X appearances to go in DC. I can't imagine what life above ground will be like by 2038, but it's likely some of us will be in subterranean dwellings by then. Pity the poor, silent cicadas when the human buzz goes underground.

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CLASSIFIEDS — EVENTS

The Frogs 2K4: Showdown in Hades, May 27
Nancy Schwalb, nschwalb@dccww@org

On Thursday, May 27, at 7 p.m., students from the DC Creative Writing Workshop at Charles Hart Middle School, 601 Mississippi Avenue, SE, will be performing their original adaptation of Aristophanes' "The Frogs." Hart students have rebounded strongly from the effects of this year's series of troubles and tragedies in the surrounding Congress Heights neighborhood. In fact, just yesterday, as police were rushing to the scene of a nearby double shooting, cast members of “The Frogs” were practicing their lines. Tickets are $5, $2 for students. For more information, call 297-1957.

Each year since 2001, Hart students have read a classic of Greek drama, rewritten it in their own words, and performed it for friends, family, and other members of the community. With “Oedipus Rex,” “Antigone,” and “Medea” under their belts, the students chose to work on their first comedy this year. As far as I know, this is the only middle school drama program in the country that produces original adaptations of Greek classics, an accomplishment even more notable because it comes from a school not often recognized for its educational successes.

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Democratic Unity Reception, May 27 (Correction of date)
Dorinda White, dorinda@indimedia.com

A Democratic Unity Reception will take place on Thursday, May 27, at the Palette Restaurant located at 1177 15th Street, NW (The Madison Hotel) from 7 p.m.-9 p.m. Honorees include Leonard Manning, Chief Executive Officer, Lottery Technology Enterprises; Tony Hollinger, Acting General Manager; Joslyn N. Williams, President of Metropolitan Washington Council, AFL-CIO and The Honorable Jack Evans, D.C. Councilmember, Ward 2. Tickets are available at various sponsor levels. Please E-mail Ernestine McNair at emcnair@reedsmith.com for ticket information. Valet parking is available.

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Cocktail Party and Silent Auction for John Wiebenson Playground, June 11
Ed Grimm, execdirector@dupontcircle.biz

Dupont Circle Citizens Association Education Committee Chair, Maureen Diner, announced that tickets for the Friday, June 11, cocktail party and silent auction at the stately Carnegie Institution are now on sale. Proceeds from this event will help defer the costs of renovating the Ross Elementary School playground, renamed and dedicated to the memory of John Wiebenson, a well-loved Dupont Circle resident. As an architect, John Wiebenson was well known for creating affordable, welcoming spaces for local community-serving nonprofit organizations. At the time of his death last September, John was beginning to plan the playground space that was badly in need of change. The existing space does not meet the needs of all ages of children, the equipment is dated and the current layout is very unsafe. The new playground areas will be fun, safe, and open to all children in the Dupont Circle community. Visit the Ross School website for more information about the playground: http://www.rosselementary.org.

Mark your calendars for Friday, June 11, 7-10 p.m., at the Carnegie Institution, 16th and P Streets, NW. There will be food from local restaurants and a cash bar. Cocktail/festive attire requested. And bring your checkbooks. Over 75 local businesses, artists and residents have donated auctions items including paintings, sculptures, vintage wines, dinners for two, and weekend getaways. Tickets are $25 and may be obtained at the Sunday Farm Market, at Swift Cleaners at 17th and R, Java House at 17th and Q, and at Ross School.

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Celebrating the 40th Anniversary of Title VII
Joe Libertelli, jlibertelli@udc.edu

Please join us to celebrate the 40th anniversary of the passage of Title VII of the Civil Rights Act of 1964 by attending a series of panel discussions that will explore the dynamic development of this legislation outlawing workplace discrimination on the basis of race, color, national origin, religion, and sex. Panel participants -- judges, lawyers, and activists -- will examine the original Act, subsequent amendments, and Supreme Court decisions, as we continue the effort to achieve Title VII's promise of workplace equality. For more information or to request an accommodation contact Daniel Vail, 663-4571, or Megumi Fujita, 663-4813 (TTY: 663-7093). Georgetown University Law Center, 600 New Jersey Avenue, NW, Moot Court Room; all sessions 9:00 a.m.-12:00 p.m. All sessions are free and open to the public.

Panel I, Tuesday, June 22, First Principles: Enacting the Civil Rights Act and using the courts to challenge and remedy workplace discrimination. William L. Robinson, Esq., Moderator, Professor of Law, David A. Clarke School of Law; Robert Belton, Esq., Professor of Law, Vanderbilt University Law School; William Brown, Esq., Partner, Schnader, Harrison, Segal & Lewis; Julius L. Chambers, Esq., Partner, Ferguson, Stein, Chambers, Charlotte, NC; Michael H. Gottesman, Esq., Professor of Law, Georgetown University Law Center; Honorable Donald P. Lay, Senior Judge, US Court of Appeals for the Eighth Circuit David L. Rose, Esq., Partner, Rose & Rose. Panel II, Wednesday, June 23, Expanding the Reach: Making Title VII work for women and national origin minorities: pregnancy, harassment, and language discrimination. Honorable Lloyd B. Zimmerman, Moderator; District Court Judge, Hennepin County, MN; Maria Blanco, Esq., Executive Director, Lawyers' Committee for Civil Rights of the San Francisco Area; Jean M. Boler, Esq., Attorney for plaintiffs, Jensen v. Eveleth Taconite Co.; Jocelyn Frye, Esq., Director, Legal and Public Policy, National Partnership for Women & Families; Christopher Ho, Esq., Senior Staff Attorney, Legal Aid Society-Employment Center; Elizabeth Holtzman, Member of Congress, 1973-1981; Melissa Josephs, Director of Equal Opportunity Policy, Women Employed; Honorable Donald P. Lay, Senior Judge, US Court of Appeals for the Eighth Circuit. Panel III, Wednesday, June 30, Closing the Gaps: Making Title VII more effective: damages, jury trials, and the Civil Rights Act of 1991. Samuel A. Marcosson, Esq., Moderator, Associate Professor of Law, Brandeis School of Law, University of Louisville; Barbara Arnwine, Esq., Executive Director, Lawyers' Committee for Civil Rights Under Law; Honorable Mark W. Bennett, Chief Judge, US District Court for the Northern District of Iowa; Jeffrey H. Blattner Esq., Partner, Hogan & Hartson Ann Hopkins, Former Partner, Price Waterhouse; Joseph M. Sellers, Esq., Partner, Cohen Millstein Hausfeld & Toll; Charles A. Shanor, Esq., Professor of Law, Emory University.

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CLASSIFIEDS — RECOMMENDATIONS

The Grass Is Greener
Lea Adams, workinprogress247@mac.com

As a former lawn owner, my suggestion for R. Kelley and other lawn-owners is to walk (or bike slowly) about a two-block radius from home, including through the alleys. Note the yards around homes similar to yours that look like you wish yours did. If someone is outside working -- as well they may be, especially on weekends — politely ask them who keeps the place up to snuff. If not, write a “Dear Neighbor” note complimenting what you saw and asking for a referral (make sure to include your name/address/phone/E-mail). I did that and was introduced to useful gardening tips; an honest, industrious high-school student who took care of my lawn/leaf/snow management for three years; and neighbors I probably wouldn't have met otherwise. For do-it-yourselfers, there are a number of good books — Small Space Gardens comes to mind — and Joel Lerner's terrific column in the Post.

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