themail.gif (3487 bytes)

December 10, 2003

Ad Hominem

Dear Kindly Posters:

Kirsten Sherk wrote to ask my opinion of whether a message in the last issue of themail were “an unnecessary ad hominem attack,” and whether it violated any of themail's guidelines. (The message encouraged Ed Barron to carry through on his threat to move out of town.) As I've often written before, themail doesn't have many guidelines aside from keeping the topic local and the message short. Even so, we've had remarkably few vicious ad hominem attacks here, compared to the vitriol that frequently threatens to engulf many E-mail lists. I've only occasionally felt moved to write to a contributor to ask him or her to reconsider a submission, and when I do write I usually suggest that a case for his position can be made more effectively by concentrating on the issue rather than on the personality of an opponent, and that personal attacks diminish only the attacker. But if presidential candidates routinely ignore this good advice, why should contributors to themail be any different?

In any case, people who engage in controversy should expect to be controversial, and I'm confident that Ed found the reply to his message amusing rather than insulting. By the way, it's time to repeat that stories that you break in themail have a way of showing up in other media. On Monday and tonight, Ed's story about Homeland Security money being used to buy thousand-dollar bicycles for the mayor, his press secretary, and three other mayoral aides showed up on WRC-TV. And a story about Phil Carney's war on rats in Dupont Circle, which Phil has written about here, was in the Metro section of the Post on Monday. Break some news yourselves; let us know what's happening.

Gary Imhoff
themail@dcwatch.com

###############

US Park Police, Continued
Phil Greene, pgreene@doc.gov

Last Tuesday's Washington Post reported on the strain that national security/counter-terrorism efforts are placing on the US Park Police. I read the article with interest, hopeful that mention would be made about the closure of the Ellipse roadway, and the allocation of Park Police (as well as Uniformed Secret Service) to guarding this area. No such luck. The Ellipse has been closed since September 11, open only to White House employees with a special permit. Approximately two hundred parking spaces ring the Ellipse roadway. Prior to 9/11, the area was accessible for public parking after 3:00 p.m. and all day on weekends and holidays, and was reserved for White House employees prior to 3:00 p.m. on weekdays. Since enforcement was lax, many non-White House types would park in those spaces, taking their chances at not getting a ticket (or very often, anyway). Apparently, White House staffers weren't happy about their parking spaces being taken by the masses, and I cannot blame them. But the closure of the Ellipse, in my humble opinion, is nothing more than a blatant land grab (or, rather, a parking space grab) by the White House. I can think of no legitimate national security interest here; the Ellipse is hundreds and hundreds of yards away from the White House, Treasury, and Old Executive Office Building, and to have its entrances either blockaded or guarded by over a dozen officers, with car engines running, in the name of security is a bit of a sham. White House employees wanted their parking spaces protected, and used 9/11 to ensure it, plain and simple. I am all for security, don't get me wrong, but this seems like overreaching dressed up as security. What's especially unfortunate, now that the holidays are here, is that parking spaces for the National Christmas Tree are even more difficult to find, if not impossible, especially since the Washington Monument lot has been closed indefinitely (behind that hideous, rambling eight-foot wooden fence).

###############

Closed Libraries
Bryce A. Suderow, streetstories@juno.com

On Monday, December 8th, I learned that the three libraries in my area were forced to close during the weekend because their boilers broke down and it was too cold for the librarians to stay in the buildings. I also learned that at least in NE Branch library, the boiler is new but that either the parts are defective or the repairmen don't know what they are doing. Apparently the Library system doesn't manage the boilers; the Office of Property Management does. Does anyone know anything about this? Has anyone else heard about libraries closing because of boiler problems?

###############

New Book on Washington
John Cleave, jhcleave@aol.com

A new, different, gift book on Washington reached local bookstores at the weekend. “Gorgeous,” “stunning,” and “handsome” are accolades already given to Washington: Scenes from a Capital City by John Cleave (illustrations) and Benjamin Forgey (introductions) (ISBN 981-4068-71-3). The book presents 180 unique watercolor-like and sketch-like images (actually digitally derived from photographs) of familiar and lesser-known corners of our nation’s capital, each captioned. These are supported by a penetrating and upbeat overview of the growth of the city by Forgey, architecture critic of the Washington Post, and his introductions to the succeeding chapters which cover all parts of (the original) DC.

On the Kojo Nnamdi show recently Barbara Meade of Politics and Prose described the book as “wonderful” and “beautiful” — and a bargain. It is an Olsson’s Buyer’s Choice selection in their Holiday Gift Guide. Published at $25.00, major bookstores are selling it for $20.00 through December. Do take a look. Sample sketches can be found at http://www.narpac.org/INTHOART#JHCLEAVE.

###############

It Only Took A Year and a Half
Ed T. Barron, edtb@aoldotcom

After reporting the smell of gas on the corner of Fordham Road and Massachusetts Avenue, NW, and along Mass. Ave. down past the Crate and Barrel, over a year and a half ago, there is finally some effort to locate the leak and fix it. It must be some hellacious, hard to find leak. There are major excavation holes all along the pipeline along the route on Mass. Ave. I even posted no smoking signs on the bus shelter at that corner to avoid having some careless smoker (and maybe even part of Crate and Barrel) being launched into space. Alas, the bus shelter was removed.

###############

Too Bad About the License Plates
Harold Foster, Petworth, harold.foster@ppd.mncppc.org

The DC Government has reserved some of the letter series that begin each vehicle license plate for those who for whatever reason opt not to have the motto “Taxation Without Representation” on their vehicle plates. “BB‘ apparently was the first “no motto” series. And, now that that series is apparently exhausted, I have begun to notice that the next no-motto series seems to begin with “BJ.”

I also have noticed, though, that my suggestion to the Mayor that he — well, actually DMV — assign the next no-motto series to “BS” wasn't adopted. Pity.

###############

Our Whiny Voting Rights Problem
Mike Lowe, mike_lowe@hotmail.com

This is regarding Patrick Thibodeaux's story about explaining our license plate to an outsider and finding him unimpressed with the District's lack of voting rights. Considering that Patrick considers it our "whiny voting rights problem," and a "useless, confusing, and irritating slogan," one could be forgiven for suspecting that he didn't make a very compelling case.

I have actually found the opposite to be true. Most people with whom I speak consider it ridiculous that the residents of the nation's capital lack the freedoms that the rest of the country take for granted. The argument becomes more compelling when you list the many ways that a lack of representation and true home rule do harm to District residents (e.g. inability to tax commuters, inability to fund referenda, etc.). The best way to convince others of the justness of our cause is with a combination of conviction and facts. Seems like even some District residents could use a dose of both.

###############

InTowner Update
Peter Wolff, Intowner@intowner.com

This is to advise that, although several weeks ago we informed you that the November issue content had been uploaded to our website, because of a couple of glitches, neither the “Scenes from the Past” feature nor the complete archive of restaurant reviews were included in that update. Those problems have been alleviated, and both those sections are now current. We regret the delay and possible inconvenience.

The December issue will publish on Friday, the 12th, and we will be E-mailing our advisory shortly thereafter.

###############

CLASSIFIEDS — EVENTS

St. Elizabeths Hospital Tree Lighting Ceremony, December 11
Linda Grant, linda.grant@dc.gov

The public is invited to attend the December 11 lighting of a thirty-foot Colorado Blue Spruce on the St. Elizabeths Hospital campus as patients, staff and neighbors join together to celebrate the holiday season. The majestic tree has been growing on the hospital’s campus, near the Chapel, for more than fifty years. The tree lighting ceremony will feature holiday music performed by patients and other Washington musicians. Thursday’s ceremony marks the return of this traditional activity to the Anacostia neighborhood where St. Elizabeths Hospital has been located for almost 150 years. Last month, the tradition of hourly bell ringing was restored. St. Elizabeths Hospital is operated by the Department of Mental Health, Martha B. Knisley, Director.

The tree lighting ceremony and holiday music performance will be held on Thursday, December 11, at 5 p.m., at St. Elizabeths Hospital Chapel, 2700 Martin Luther King, Jr., Avenue, SE. Enter through Gate 4. For further information about the Department of Mental Health, please visit our web site at http://www.dmh.dc.gov.

###############

TechTalk: Spin to Win, December 13
Barbara Conn, bconn@cpcug.org

Public Relations, PR, publicity, spin, media relations -- these terms are often thrown around conference rooms and board rooms, but what do they mean, and, more importantly, what can they do for -- or against -- your bottom line? "Spin To Win -- 10 Ways Public Relations Can Help Build Your Business" will be led by Linda Dickerhoof, President of Signature Strategy, Inc. During this event Linda will share secrets of getting good publicity for your organization without spending a lot of money. In addition, a Washington Business Journal rep will attend and answer questions following the main presentation about how you can use WBJ to get your message to your public.

Gather your friends, colleagues, and family members and bring them to this Saturday, December 13, 1:00 p.m. (check-in: 12:30 p.m.), TechTalk of the Capital PC User Group (CPCUG) Entrepreneurs and Consultants Special Interest Group (E&C SIG). This FREE TechTalk will be at the Cleveland Park Library (Second Floor Large Meeting Room) at 3310 Connecticut Avenue, NW -- just over a block from the Cleveland Park Metrorail Station on the Red Line. For more information about this TechTalk, the speaker, CPCUG (a 501(c)(3) nonprofit educational organization), and to register for the event, visit http://www.cpcug.org/user/entrepreneur/1203meet.html.

###############

Rally to Save Gates Shelter, December 15
Parisa B. Norouzi, parisa@wishdc.org

Mayor Williams plans to close the Gales Shelter on December 19. Approximately two hundred men and women are currently staying at the Gales Shelter. Join Gales Shelter residents and concerned allies for a rally and vigil in support of keeping the Gales Shelter open this winter! Monday, December 15, 6:30 p.m., at Gales Shelter, 65 Massachusetts Avenue, NW, Metro Union Station stop. Speakers will include Gales residents, DC Council members, religious leaders, and other concerned individuals. Join us! For more information contact T.J. Sutcliffe at SOME, 797-0701 x 107.

###############

Thirtieth Anniversary of Home Rule, December 16
James Bubar, jbubar@aol.com

The D.C. Affairs Section of the D.C. Bar will host a reception in recognition of the thirtieth anniversary of the signing of the District's Home Rule Act (signed by President Richard Nixon on December 24, 1973). The event also will honor the life of Mayor Walter E. Washington. The reception will be held on December 16, from 6 to 9 p.m. at the Wilson Building, 1350 Pennsylvania Avenue, NW, in Room 412.

There will be a brief discussion about how it happened and what is next for the District's local governance structure. Invited guests include the Honorable Walter Fauntroy (first elected District Delegate), the Honorable Eleanor Holmes Norton, Johnny Barnes (former staffer of the Congressional District Committee), Julian Dugas, and Dr. Ronald Walters. There will be light hors d'oeuvres and refreshments. Cost is $15 for section members, $20 for nonsection members, and $15 for government and nonprofit employees. Reservations (credit card payments only) may be faxed to the D.C. Bar at 824-1877

###############

CLASSIFIEDS — FOR SALE

Twin Bed
Phil Shapiro, pshapiro@his.com

Twin bed for sale. Good condition. Comes with box-spring. Asking $100.

###############

CLASSIFIEDS —WANTED

Telephone
Bryce A. Suderow, streetstories@juno.com

My telephone just broke and I need to replace it. Does anyone have a used regular telephone that they want to give away or sell? Contact me.

###############

Sliding Board
Phil Greene, pgreene@doc.gov

If anyone has an old backyard play set that's no longer in use, wouldn't mind parting with the sliding board (presumably detachable, usually plastic) and would be interested in selling it, let me know.

###############

CLASSIFIEDS — SERVICES

Dog Walker
Kelly Marshall, kellym2u@mac.com

My name is Kelly Marshall and I am a new dog walker in the Mt. Pleasant area and surrounding neighborhoods. I charge $10 a day for walking and am available between 11 a.m. and 4 p.m. daily to walk dogs that don't already have a regular walker. Please give me a call at 641-7362 or E-mail kellym2u@mac.com to set something up.

###############

CLASSIFIEDS — RECOMMENDATIONS

Cable Internet
Rick Prescott, rprescot@aol.com

I'm looking into getting cable Internet access and would be interested in hearing about people's experiences with Comcast and Starpower. (I'm not considering DSL because I want to bundle digital TV signals with Internet access.) A few years back there was some discussion here about the relative merits of the two firms. Can anyone give me an update on recent customer experience with these firms' Internet, TV, and long distance phone services? Any and all information would be appreciated. I live in the AU Park/Tenleytown area, if location is an issue in cable services quality. If responding to me directly, please use my AOL address.

###############

themail@dcwatch is an E-mail discussion forum that is published every Wednesday and Sunday. To subscribe, to change E-mail addresses, or to switch between HTML and plain text versions of themail, use the subscription form at http://www.dcwatch.com/themail/subscribe.htm. To unsubscribe, send an E-mail message to themail@dcwatch.com with “unsubscribe” in the subject line. Archives of past messages are available at http://www.dcwatch.com/themail.

All postings should also be submitted to themail@dcwatch.com, and should be about life, government, or politics in the District of Columbia in one way or another. All postings must be signed in order to be printed, and messages should be reasonably short — one or two brief paragraphs would be ideal — so that as many messages as possible can be put into each mailing.


Send mail with questions or comments to webmaster@dcwatch.com
Web site copyright ©DCWatch (ISSN 1546-4296)