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July 6, 2003

Mock Elections

Dear Mockers:

Shamefully, I'm entering the fray about DC's so-called primary election, rather than staying above it, so I'm demoting myself to the bottom of the issue.

Gary Imhoff
themail@dcwatch.com

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The GAO Report on Structural Imbalance
Henry Townsend, henry.townsend@verizon.net

I read this report and found it surprisingly unbalanced; hitherto I believed that the Government Accounting Office was able to do more or less fair, bipartisan analytical work. Aside from the basic implausibility of claiming that DC should spend nearly five times the national per capital average on police services, the report makes no mention of the free or nearly free ride the District gets from various Federal services. How much do comparable cities spend on parks, museums, or a zoo? Not mentioned. The Federal tax credit for residents going to other states' colleges and universities? Not mentioned.

Compare our tourist business with that of nearby, comparable cities, Baltimore and Richmond. Is the Federal government presence really a financial burden?

[The GAO report is posted at http://www.gao.gov/atext/d03666.txt; testimony about the report at a Congressional hearing is at http://www.dcwatch.com/issues/budget. — Gary Imhoff]

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Millions for Darrell Green’s Kids
Jim Myers, Hilleast@aol.com

Almost everyone has heard about the work former Redskins star Darrell Green does with kids in the District. He's also won praise from the White House and top Republicans in Congress, too, plus awards and honorary degrees. It's even been suggested that Green, a devout Christian, has found the way to rescue disadvantaged kids from the troubled corners of cities like ours. The Darrell Green Youth Life Foundation, with a $1.3 million annual budget, has also garnered $3 million in congressionally earmarked grants over the past three years, along with private donations. But what's happened with the money? Since 1993, the foundation has run an after-school and summer leaning center for 38 kids at Franklin Commons near Catholic University in Northeast, and expansion in DC was a centerpiece of the federal grant proposal. But a second learning center still does not exist almost two years after the foundation said it would open in Southeast, and the foundation's plans for a chain of independent affiliates in six other cities have produced only two, serving an additional 36 children. Lord knows that many of our kids need help. But in some views, the number of children served by the Green organization is very small next to the amount of money spent - particularly at a time when other after-school and youth programs in DC and elsewhere are facing cuts. But the Green story - and its political and religious entanglements - are even more complicated, as I try to describe in the July/August Youth Today (http://www.youthtoday.org/youthtoday/specialstory.html). I'd be glad to hear how others in Washington react to the situation.

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Simply Assaulted by MPD?
Karen Szulgit, kaszulgit@ilsr.org

I sent the following letter to Metropolitan Police Department Chief Charles Ramsey (names of the victims have been omitted): On Monday, June 16, 2003, my friend called to tell me the bad news that her niece and two of her friends were assaulted in the 1000 block of F Street, NW, earlier that morning. In addition, the alleged perpetrator -- a young, African-American male -- although briefly in the custody of the Metropolitan Police Department (MPD), was neither detained nor arrested in conjunction with this case. How do you expect to solve criminal cases when your officers do not hold assailants in custody so that a proper questioning can be conducted; thus, increasing the possibility of a prosecution? Talk about justice denied!

Even worse, it is my understanding that the MPD officers — Officer Goins (Badge #1234), Officer L. Harvell (Badge #2551), and Officer “J.R.” (Badge #5302) — that arrived on the scene were not very helpful to the complainants, who had each just been punched in the face at least once. In fact, my friend's niece had received several blows to the face and sustained a broken nose, a split lip, and many bruises. If this is the case, I am perplexed why one of the officers would yell at the women to "Shut the f*ck up!" Is this MPD’s standard procedure for addressing victims in the District of Columbia?

Personally, I feel much sympathy for the three women — not only because they were victims of an assault, but also because they have been treated so poorly by MPD Officers and various staff members. Therefore, I implore you to investigate this case internally and examine the performance of your officers immediately. The actions — or lack thereof — and the demeanor of the MPD are a great cause of concern for me. As a female resident of the District, I believe that just such an incident — including the unfair treatment by MPD — could happen to me, as well.

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Cab Fares and Extra Dollar
Joan Eisenstodt, jeisen@aol.com

On July 2, I used cabs for three trips, and not one driver knew if he was to charge the $1.00 that had been in place until July 1! They all said they had not been notified. Moreover, one of the drivers had the original note issued to them along with the stickers for the windows, which had entirely different dates; and he thought the extra fare was charged until July 22, which is what the note said. I didn't pay it, and on July 3, one driver knew but the others still didn't. AARGH!

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The Spin Gets Dizzier
Dorothy Brizill, dorothy@dcwatch.com

As if it weren't enough claiming that some fraudulent credit card use may have been justified because government officials needed Bally bags for their notebook computers, Tony Bullock, Mayor Williams's press secretary, came up with another gold-plated justification last week. As reported in The Common Denominator: “During a telephone conversation last week with Common Denominator reporter Erik Henk, mayoral spokesman Tony Bullock raised a previously unvoiced reason that Police Chief Charles Ramsey needs a $25,000 increase in his $150,000 annual salary. Bullock said the chief, like other parents, needs to combat the rising cost of private school tuition.” (http://www.thecommondenominator.com/063003_taking.html)

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How Lame Is the Post?
John Whiteside, johnwhiteside at earthlink dot net

Okay, it's no surprise by now that our supposed leading daily ought to be called the Montgomery County Post. I think it's particularly sad that the first editorial commenting on Tom Davis' proposal to give us a voting member of Congress showed up in the New York Times, not the Post. When a local issue becomes interesting enough for national coverage (such as the sniper story) the Times usually covers it much better than the Post. Maybe, given the recent trouble at the Times, they'd like to have a fresh start by moving to Washington, becoming the daily paper we always wished we'd had. Plus, they don't seem to have adopted talking up the Mayor as a pet project!

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Only a Little Help
Ed T. Barron, edtb@aol.com

If President Bush really wants to help DC Students to be among the best in the country, then he'll have to do more than give the city $15 megabucks for vouchers to allow more students to use private schools. Yes, the public schools have failed. But without a complete change in the system and its processes, the public schools will only change at the speed of a glacier. President Bush should establish, with grants from the Department of Education, a blue ribbon team, fully funded, to develop a model for urban schools and then to implement a pilot program in selected DC schools. The pilot program would fully fund the schools using the model school processes developed by the blue ribbon team.

Who would make up this team? It should be staffed with top level proven education administrators, captains of industry, and proven teachers, and principals. Parents who have demonstrated commitment to good education in the DC schools should also participate. It'll take a heckuva lot more than a band aid of $15 megabucks to make the DC students the best in the country. Just think how much better it would be for the feds to fund a program that would make DC public schools the model for urban school systems around the country. That's the kind of help DC really needs.

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Congressional Representation and Tom Davis
John Whiteside, johnwhiteside at earthlink dot net

What do people think of the Davis proposal on a vote for our delegate (the proposal which we haven't seen but have heard bits and pieces about). A couple of thoughts from yours truly.

One: Balancing it out with an additional Republican seat violates the whole concept of proportional representation. Two: I've heard murmurs that part of it would be combining our electoral vote with the Maryland batch. This is ridiculous; we're not Maryland. If we want to become part of Maryland, let's do it, but we're not, and this seems like an obvious attempt to take a near-guaranteed Democratic electoral vote and put it where it might wind up in the Republican column. Finally: the whole thing is disingenuous. If you want to right the wrong, give us our Representative and two Senators. If you want to address something far more important, deal with budget and governmental autonomy. Mr. Davis is playing a political game that gives us a small benefit but ultimately does little good.

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Here Thursday, Gone Saturday
Ed T. Barron, edtb@aoldotcom

And in broad daylight, too. Someone has absconded with the bus shelter right outside the Crate and Barrel on 48th and Massachusetts Avenue, NW. The new shelter was a poor substitute for the old shelter having a bench that sat only two normal folks and listed to starboard at about ten degrees. It did, however, provide some respite from the rain this spring. Hard to figure out who removed it, and why. No one hoping to outfit their back yard with a gazebo would likely make off with it. Perhaps it won't rain before something comes to replace it.

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DirecTV Dishes
Adam Shipley, adam.shipley@verizon.net

Just to clear up some misunderstandings about the ownership of the DirecTV dishes and the rules about where a dish can be placed, DirecTV doesn’t own the dish. The dish and receiver used to receive the signal are the property of the homeowner or the renter of house. Calling DirecTV and the installers will have no effect. It’s up to the homeowner to tell the installer where to place the dish.

While I agree that placing the dish on the side of the house is very undesirable, the homeowner has the right to place the dish basically where he or she sees fit. The FCC has rules prohibiting restrictions on where the dish can be placed on the house. These rules supersede whatever laws the DC Government has on the placement of an antenna. You can find the FCC Fact Sheet on Placement of Antennas at http://www.fcc.gov/mb/facts/otard.html; it has links to the relevant FCC orders and rule.

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More on Community Conferencing
Darrell Duane, dduane@duane.com

Thanks so much for writing about Community Conferencing [Ingrid Drake, ingridnatasha@yahoo.com, July 2]. I know this style of justice by the name Restorative Justice. I would say that both Community Policing with a judicial system based on Restorative Justice are important. I don't want individuals from our neighborhoods who are caught tagging, or otherwise creating minor havoc in our neighborhoods committed to jail sentences. I'd like to know who they are, I'd like them to know who I am, and I'd like to be able to be in community with them.

We need Community Policing to better catch and know the offenders in our neighborhood, and we need Restorative Justice / Community Conferencing to restore the sense of community that was destroyed when the offense happened. More details about Restorative Justice are available at http://www.realjustice.org. I am not aware of any of this happening in DC, and its not clear about what the first steps are that I could take to bring Restorative Justice to DC. Can anyone provide suggestions?

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AOL Time Warner Foundation’s Involvement in DC
Gabe Goldberg gabe@gabegold.com

Phil Shapiro wrote (themail, July 2): “I give [AOL] credit for having an active philanthropy program in place. Same for Verizon; however much anyone complains about their service, it's good to know that Verizon is very seriously committed (to the tune of several hundred thousand dollars) to increase literacy in the DC.”

Every month my Verizon phone bill solicits me to donate a dollar a month to support literacy. While Verizon promises to pass all the money forward to the deserving causes, there's no mention of Verizon's contributing. And since Verizon just wrote off $3 billion for how they account for their directory revenues, several hundred thousand dollars is chump change to them. I'm happy that they have the program to channel money from their customers to support literacy, but I'm not sure that this level of fundraising and cheerleading makes them “seriously committed.”

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Noise Pollution from Ambulances in DC
Darrell Duane, dduane@duane.com

Following up on Bill Adler's comments about noise pollution in DC from the trash trucks [Bill Adler, billonline@adlerbooks.com, July 2], I'm aware that there is a policy in DC which creates much unneeded noise from ambulances. The policy of the DC Fire and Emergency Medical Services (FEMS) is that all patients transported to the hospital by ambulance shall be taken utilizing lights and sirens.

This policy is different from all of the surrounding jurisdictions, including Fairfax, Prince Georges, Arlington, and Montgomery counties. They only transport using lights and sirens when the patient is determined to have a significant injury or illness. However, there are many patients who call 911 and are transported by ambulance who do not have an injury or illness where the outcome would be any different if they arrived at the hospital 5-15 minutes earlier because they were transported with lights and sirens. Traveling with lights and sirens is riskier, often more uncomfortable to the patient who is strapped down on the stretcher facing backwards, and causes much unneeded noise pollution in the city. It is my guess that the DC FEMS has this policy in place to make up for the severe shortage of ambulances and EMTs/Paramedics this city has, as was described in a Washington Post article a few months ago. It is very frustrating that the DC FEMS can't provide an appropriate level of service to the citizens and that it must use sirens so often.

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DC Primary Counts
Sean Tenner, DC Democracy Fund, stenner@mrss.com

I will try to be brief in addressing the errors in themail's most recent diatribe against DC's primary. First the most glaring offense: the January 13 DC presidential primary will be meaningful in terms of delegate allocation. Widely respected national publications including Roll Call and National Journal have reported this fact. The votes of DC Democrats on primary day will impact the nominating process. DC has 28 super delegates to the Democratic National Convention, and some of these, including our entire Shadow Congressional Delegation, have pledged to base their delegate vote at the convention on the results of the primary. If you say that DC's primary will not count in terms of delegate allocation, you are, in essence, calling my friends Paul Strauss, Florence Pendleton, and Ray Browne liars.

The fact that Eleanor Holmes Norton and Mayor Williams have not done so yet is no reason to assume that others will not follow. We only began the effort to secure pledges from super delegates to support the primary winner in the past few weeks. Hopefully readers will understand that we voting rights/statehood volunteers have spent the last six months pushing this primary against insurmountable odds through the DC Council, the DNC, the DC Democratic State Committee, the United States Congress, all against the backdrop of local and national pundits telling us “this won't happen.” Now that DC's primary is officially first in the nation (See the most recent Roll Call Headline: “DC Primary is officially first in the nation”), I hope readers will allow some grace time on the super delegate front.

Finally, I ask anyone who doubts the utility of the primary to visit www.DCDemocracyFund.org and download the over one hundred pages of news stories about the DC primary/voting rights struggle from around the nation. This effort has succeeded in generating more attention to our plight than any tactic in history. Recently, Ward 8 Democrats were wood by Howard Dean and John Kerry campaign officials, who pledged support for DC statehood and voting rights at a recent meeting. Does anyone really think the leading presidential campaigns would be out in DC neighborhoods seven months before the election if we weren't voting first? The DC primary is working, and things are just getting started.

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You Miss the Point
Malcolm L Wiseman, Jr., wiseman@us.net

Regarding your railing of DC Primary First, you miss the point. The Primary First organizers are freedom fighters, and their objective in this campaign is to generate national exposure and debate. And it's working. It seems politicians and press will come to any "beauty contest" where the presidency is the prize. Whether for statehood, voting rights, or retrocession, you have to love what PF is already doing. In the eyes of the freedom fighter, the voting power and the attention of politicians that you say we are sacrificing, so far hasn't shown so brightly. To move the issues forward effectively, other unconventional strategies are necessary. All of us in DC democracy don't agree on some things, but hardly any of us goes around harping on how screwed up the other groups' tactics, and especially their successes, are.

The success of PF won't be measured by which candidate wins, how many candidates participate, or even how high the spike in local revenues flowing from the events. The gauge is how many more people in the nation are talking about DC democracy today and next year then were doing so three months ago. Perhaps the difference will be in the millions. I'll give up my precious DC vote for president for awhile for that.

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Primary Drubbings
Scott Vicary, svicary@globalenvironmentfund.com

Rather than a drubbing, I think Gary Imhoff should receive bemused applause for so spectacularly missing the point of the first-in-the-nation DC Primary. The editor’s opposition to “wasting your time” in a non-binding primary would be completely valid if it were the intention of the DC Council and primary advocates to increase the influence of DC delegates at the Democratic Convention. It is not. The reduction in influence was a price that had to be paid in an effort to raise national awareness of our disenfranchisement and other important DC issues. In all civil rights struggles, the disenfranchised often choose to give up certain rights and comforts in an effort to advance the cause..

This was a one-off decision affecting one primary only, and hardly constitutes a serious reduction in DC voters' influence (a phrase that is laughable considering how little there is to reduce). The primary change is already bearing fruit in the form of significant press coverage and grass roots energy. Only time will tell whether this national attention to DC will ultimately be worth the price of lost influence at the convention. If this tremendous effort ultimately comes up with little to show for it, then I will still cheer the organizers for a good effort. If other advocates have a better idea for advancing DC rights, then I hope they will stop wasting their time criticizing or obstructing others and get on with some actions. I will applaud their effort too.

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DC Primary
Michael Bindner, mikeybdc at yahoo

It is true that the DC primary is not binding. Neither are the Iowa Caucuses. As a former Iowa voter, let me assure you that the winners of the Iowa Caucuses and the Iowa state convention are almost always different people. Yet candidates still go to Iowa, just as they are coming to DC. Of course, if there is no clear winner on the first ballot of the convention, all votes are free votes on the second ballot (delegates are only committed for that first vote).

Let me also add a technical correction to another writer's comments: Nixon was never governor of California.

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Foregoing Binding
Timothy Cooper, Democracy First, worldright@aol.com

Gary Imhoff launched his opposition to the DC presidential primary last January by famously predicting that Congress would veto the DC Council's First-in-the-Nation presidential primary legislation and that DC's 38 delegates to the Democratic National Convention would be stripped of their vote by the Democratic National Party. Both prophecies proved to be false. His latest contention is that the January 13th primary precludes elected officials from voting at the national convention in any meaningful way. However, perhaps Mr. Imhoff should direct his ire at Donna Brazil and the Democratic State Committee for their key roles in undermining the effort to make the DC primary a binding primary before castigating a laudably activist DC Council, Mayor, and the promoters of this novel idea.

The effectiveness of holding the first-in-the-nation primary to expose in the press and on the national political stage the heretofore almost hidden injustice that DC residents daily bear far outweighs any loss of binding votes to the convention. Moreover, so-called super delegates will be free to vote for the nominee of their choice according to the results of the primary. As elected leaders of this city, we expect them to do so. However, DC's delegate contribution to electing the party's presidential nominee accounts for only about 1.7 percent of the 2170 delegates required to put the nominee over the top. Foregoing, to whatever extent is necessary, binding delegate votes at the convention in order to shake the blanket of national difference spread over DC's disenfranchisement for two centuries is well worth the price.

[Thanks to Tim for pointing out that I was right months ago when I predicted that DC wouldn't get a first-in-the-nation primary election. But I do object to calling the January 13 opinion poll, which we have substituted for our lost primary election, a primary. — Gary Imhoff]

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Oppression Always Calls for Creativity and Guts
Anise Jenkins, anisej@nifcomm.com

As a member of Stand Up! for Democracy in DC Coalition (which endorsed the DC First Freedom Primary) I would like to respectfully remind you that we are now approaching the fortieth anniversary of the 1963 March on Washington. I am just old enough to remember that many DC residents did not go to that historic march out of fear. My mother would not take me down to the mall because of the widespread fear of potential rioting. Many others did not attend because they thought it would not accomplish much (it resulted in the 1964 Civil Rights Act). It is a standing joke that if all the people who now claim they were there to hear Dr. King speak were actually present, 1963 would have seen the first million man march. We are also approaching the fiftieth anniversary of Brown v. Board of Education, and not far the fortieth anniversary of the Mississippi Freedom Party's daring challenge to the then Klannish Southern wing of the Democratic Party. All of these tactics were surely at the time considered futile, inappropriate, and even desperate. And although the DC First Freedom Primary certainly does not compare to these historic acts and the times are not so overtly dangerous; we living in DC are living under oppression, and the oppressed and disempowered have little to rely on at times but creativity and guts!

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DC’s Presidential Primary
David Sobelsohn, dsobelso-at-capaccess-dot-com

I imagine I'm not the only one who wonders to whom Chuck Thies refers in his response to Tom Sherwood's argument that Democratic presidential candidates could invite attacks by winning next year's DC presidential primary. Thies writes: “Based on Sherwood's theory, national candidates would have stopped campaigning in California post-1974, when that state's former Governor suffered the ultimate political humiliation and resigned the Presidency.” What “former Governor” was that, Chuck?

I argued months ago that scheduling DC for the first presidential primary would muddy the message that we have no meaningful right to vote. But it's done. The time to argue about it has passed. Let's see what happens next year. If it backfires, or anyway doesn't help highlight our colony status, we can change the date.

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Primary Objectives
Chuck Thies, chuckthies@aol.com

DC's January 13, 2004, Presidential Primary is by no means the perfect solution to our voting rights dilemma. However, what has been accomplished is noteworthy and the potential for greater achievement is promising. First the accomplishments: presidential candidates, political parties, and media are paying attention to the disenfranchisement of DC. Also, new life has been breathed into local voting rights activism, and indeed, new faces are participating. This, and it's six months before election day.

Next, greater achievements down the road: when the DC Democratic State Committee first considered whether or not to sanction the Primary, DNC officials attended that meeting and sought to broker a compromise. In doing so, they offered DC a seat at the table and genuine consideration, in as much as our 2008 first-in-the-nation Primary is concerned (that would be a “binding” primary and should satisfy themail's chief scribe). Also, during that meeting prominent DNC official Donna Brazile promised to advocate for DC's efforts to hold indefinitely the nation's first primary until voting rights are secured.

In addition, DC is now part of a growing political dialogue (mostly among Democrats) about guaranteed voting rights for all Americans. And finally, if the winner of DC's Primary eventually occupies the White House (not out of the question), we will be remembered fondly as part of that victory, and will have secured a champion in the highest office of the land. Nothing in life is assured, and all of the above could come tumbling down. A lot depends on individuals keeping their word; even more depends on the continued support of local activists, elected officials, and citizens. Rain on this parade that comes in the form of jaded commentary serves no purpose. If the result is to dissuade one voter, one activist, or one elected official from participating in this gambit, then an absurd injustice has been perpetrated.

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Meaningful Chance to Seize
Sam Farmer, sam@letsfreedc.org

DC's last Presidential primary was in May 2000, and was won in a landslide by Al Gore, who picked up ten delegates. The next Presidential primary will be in January 2004. Up to twenty-eight super-delegates will be up for grabs. DC voters will have (as of today) nine candidates to choose from; the attention of the nation will be on DC, and we will highlight our disenfranchisement to the nation.

There has been more attention on our disenfranchisement in the last six months than in the previous ten years. There will be much more in the next six months. This is a unique time and one that the residents of DC should seize. If everyone on this list spent one hour a month over the next six months participating in E-mail campaigns, get-out-the-vote campaigns, and calling Presidential candidates we would be a significant step closer to becoming equal American citizens. Visit http://dcfirst.org and sign up for our mailing list to be made aware of when the above campaigns start. I also invite you to read the First Primary Blog written by four local citizens — some insiders, some outsiders: http://blog.letsfreedc.org.

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Primary Purpose
Mark David Richards, Dupont East, mark@bisconti.com

The primary purpose of the January 13 first-in-the-national DC Presidential primary is to increase the amount of discussion about DC's need for equal Congressional voting rights and full local self-government. The current effort was achieved with unity of purpose and bipartisan support and with lightening speed, because it is a good idea. The cost is negligible. The move to a DC first primary is likely a very good investment for future generations. To hold a primary in May is useless, but to hold a primary in January could encourage DC champions and leadership as they think through the issues early. Kennedy. Johnson. DC needs contemporary champions, so let's go find them. The Democratic Party in DC is organizing and activating, a very good sign. This is going to work. I'm more interested in focusing on the candidates at this point. I would like to see a new “Primary Watch” in the Metro section of the Washington Post to help DC get more informed.

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DC Primary
Tom Sherwood, tom.sherwood@nbc.com

As I've told others, I'll be happy to be wrong about what I think will be the effect of the DC Primary — a tool to bash whomever wins it. But virtually every presidential campaign in modern times has had a principal candidate running “against” Washington — or at least the image of official Washington. The lone exception is Walter Mondale in 1984, and we know what happened to his promise to raise your taxes. I've tried to point out that I don't think it's fair, honorable, or American that local District citizens are denied basic American rights that President Bush wants to export to Iraq and other places. But Washington is not the same as a bankrupt California, the historically corrupt Louisiana, or the lank of murky ethics like Maryland. Many states have sordid politics, but Washington is unique.

Two quick stories. When Harry Jaffe and I were writing our 1994 book about Washington, I prefaced it with an incident in Florida while my young son and I were attending a Boston Red Sox game. A guy from Boston sitting next to me, upon discovering we were from DC, said derisively, “You must work for the federal government or be on welfare.” More recently, a couple from Kentucky was visiting the Mall with their two young children. For TV, I sought to interview the couple about the District's effort to gain voting rights in Congress. The man looked perplexed and stammered, “But you work for us!” The point was that he thought District residents are here only to work for the government. It would be the same to him if the Agriculture Department sought voting rights.

These examples don't make my case but illustrate the point I'm trying to make. The District's reputation — even discounting Marion Barry — is that of a bureaucracy bog of federal government and waste. People love the monuments, but don't attach their importance to either the federal government or local District citizens. I hope the District primary turns out as an excellent way of showcasing ordinary Americans who just want to be part of their country. Again, I hope I'm wrong about the image of the city being more of a weight than a sail for some candidate. I eagerly await the results.

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Democracy Lessons
Gary Imhoff, themail@dcwatch.com

I'm being taught lessons in democracy, and my shameful ignorance is being exposed. Let me see if I get what I am being taught straight. Meaningful elections are so important that it's a small sacrifice to give up meaningful elections. A mock election with no more legal effect than a Gallup poll is as good as a binding election. The hope that the party apparatchiks and responsible officials will follow the will of the people at the party convention is as good as electing representatives who are legally bound to follow the voters' will. Getting publicity and press clippings is the all-important goal; it is more important than having the voters' votes actually count. It is impressive and unprecedented for politicians in a political race to pander to a politically active faction and pretend to care about its cause. Disagreement harms democratic goals and it should be suppressed, because expressing disagreement may confuse those who would otherwise participate in an opinion poll thinking that they were actually voting. All right-thinking citizens must unite behind a common goal and sacrifice their pitiful clinging to outmoded forms like binding primaries. “Power to the people” is merely the old-fashioned motto of a bypassed generation; the really important aim of a democracy is powerful politicians.

I've been challenged to come up with other ways to advance the cause. Well, if giving up our vote in party primaries doesn't succeed, we could give up our votes for councilmembers. We could amend the Home Rule Charter to have the mayor appoint all the members of the City Council. That should get lots of publicity, and publicity is the main thing. If that doesn't work, we could amend the Home Rule Charter again, abolish the positions of the mayor and councilmembers, and have the president appoint a three-member commission to govern the District. That should show that we're really serious about democracy, and that we take our right to vote seriously. The press clippings will impress everyone. Look, you folks haven't seen a radical until you've got me started.

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CLASSIFIEDS — EVENTS

Mortgage Party for Michele and Rick Tingling-Clemmons, July 11
Madeleine Fletcher, madeleinefletcher@yahoo.com

Friends of Michele and Rick Tingling-Clemmons are organizing a mortgage party for them at their home. The evening will feature music, food, and politics. People are asked to bring a dish, beverage, ice, ideas, donation and/or job leads. Friday, July 11, 6 p.m., 4614 Central Avenue, NE (one block from Benning Road Metro). The house is located near the intersection of East Capitol and Benning Road. A prominent landmark is the Shrimp Boat. Central Avenue is the street between the Shrimp Boat and Benning Road Metro. For more information or directions, please call Michele or Rick at or E-mail them at Mirico5@aol.com.

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CLASSIFIEDS — HELP WANTED

Carpet Layers
Ann Van Aken, vanaken1@verizon.net

I need one or two people who will go with me to Home Depot to buy my indoor/outdoor carpeting, haul it down to an apartment in DC, and lay it down for me. Any leads will be appreciated!

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CLASSIFIEDS — HOUSING

Apartment Wanted
Jennifer White, missjwhite@aol.com

Seeking apartment/room to share, September 2nd through December 2003, for internship in Arlington area. Metro accessible. Contact missjwhite@aol.com.

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CLASSIFIEDS — POSITION WANTED

Nanny
Michele Job, Micheleblg@aol.com

Available to start immediately. Active and cultural-minded English-speaking nanny available immediately for summer, possibly longer. Fluent French and Flemish. Live-in possible. Prefer Washington, DC, metro area and Metro accessible. References available. E-mail micheleblg@aol.com.

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CLASSIFIEDS — VOLUNTEERS

Call for Volunteers and Board Members
Dana Mozie, Jr., Tale of the Tape, danamozie@aol.com

We are all aware of the toll youth homicide can take on our community. Tale of the Tape, as featured on NBC-4 News, NPR's Morning Edition, and in the Washington Post Magazine, documents the life and death of over 80 DC youths since 1989. With the help of city service agencies and law enforcement agencies, a Tale of the Tape lessons-learned project is being organized to tackle youth problems head on. All DC at-risk teenagers will have the opportunity to participate, and we expect thousands. These young men and women will be given intensive mentoring, behavior training, and conflict resolution skills, all designed to make them productive citizens.

We need your help. We are inviting you to join our Executive Board of Directors or become a volunteer. The board consists of professionals such as yourself. In your advisory capacity, your comments will carry great weight when we seek it. Will you join us? Please forward a resume to danamozie@hotmail.com. We must undertake this soon. Please join us. Tale of the Tape Foundation and the teenagers who live in DC needs you.

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CLASSIFIEDS — RECOMMENDATIONS

Movers Recommendation
Paul K. Williams, paul@washingtonhistory.com

The only reason I would not recommend Great Scott Movers to Nick Keenan is simply because we don't want him moving out of our neighborhood! Whoever gets him gets a great community minded activist indeed. With that said, go with Great Scott! They moved me two years ago from a storage facility and packed everything from fragile neon to oversized wardrobes across town and up three flights of stairs with a team of men. And then unpacked everything! All in record time and at a very reasonable price.

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