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July 21, 2002

Disqualifying Petitions

Dear Petitioners:

Mayor Williams's legal response to DCWatch's petition challenge is at http://www.dcwatch.com/election2002/williams05.htm. When DCWatch files a response to this brief, we shall post it also. For lawyers, the main problem with the Mayor's brief may be that it misreads and misrepresents the legal cases on which his case is based, but for the rest of us the problems are more basic. First, of course, there is the ugliness of the Mayor's claim that current DC election laws and Board of Election practices should be overturned to benefit him, because he failed to turn in enough valid signatures under the current laws. But there is also the ugliness of how his brief treats the campaign workers who were caught breaking the law on his behalf. Deal with them as you will, he essentially tells the Board, but give me the benefit of the petitions they signed with forged circulators' affidavits, of the petitions they didn't witness, of the petitions they gathered by other fraudulent means. Is there any wonder that even among the most loyal and active members of the Democratic Party the support for Mayor Williams is eroding fast? At today's endorsement meeting of the Ward Two Democrats, the attendees voted against the Mayor by a margin of 20 to 12; the Mayor lost to “no endorsement.”

Here is my unsolicited and unwelcome advice to Tony Williams: you've waited too long, but you can still cut your losses. Announce now that you have just seen your petitions for the first time; that you reviewed them and were appalled. Say that, because you are a man of conscience and a stand-up kind of guy, you can't continue to defend this kind of widespread election fraud, and that you are immediately withdrawing from the Democratic primary. If you do this before Wednesday, it will have the additional benefit of killing the petition challenges, canceling Wednesday's scheduled public hearing of the Board of Elections, and postponing further public exposure of the illegalities, perhaps for months. Then run as an independent, turning in the cleanest and best nominating petitions ever seen in this turn. Collect most of the signatures yourself, standing on streetcorners and asking voters for their support, with your mother and your wife at your side corralling the voters. Show you can do it right. And then, unless some prominent public person with a backbone enters the Mayor's race, you'll still stand a good chance of being reelected, and you'll have the opportunity to rehabilitate your reputation. And I'll have four more years to write about you.

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Gary Imhoff
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The Check Was in the Mail
Paul Penniman, mathteachingtoday@earthlink.net 

I sent in my DC taxes with a check on April 15, as I do every year. As happens every year, the check did not clear for the next two statements my bank sent me. Then the real shock occurred: the government has written me to inform me that they received my return, but not the check, and that I must pay an additional $500 in penalty and interest. Has this happened to anyone else out there? Do we need to send our money in by certified mail now? (I sent in another, larger check by regular mail.) The fact that the government, in their letter to me, miscopied my Social Security number is also a little disconcerting.

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What’s Measured Gets Done?
Randy Wells, Shaw, wells@ShawDC.com 

If you plan to go to DMV, don't bother checking the wait times (kindly provided at http://dmv.dc.gov) — they don't mean a thing, because DMV is not really measuring wait times. In both my recent experiences at different DMV offices (Brentwood Road NE and Georgetown Park Mall NW), the “estimated wait” tickets are not distributed to those waiting in line.

At Brentwood, I waited an hour before being given a ticket (much of this time outside the building). The wait after getting the ticket was an additional hour and a half. At Georgetown, the wait was inside the Mall, but the ticket was given at the time of service — after waiting two hours. The estimated wait time when I was given the ticket read “0 minutes.”

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Our Imperial Council
Jenny Chesky, jennychesky@mris.com 

I agree with Ann Loikow about the dangers inherent in our Council becoming more imperial. I don't particularly feel like thanking those Council members who voted against exempting themselves from parking fines, because they voted to overturn the wishes of thousands of DC voters on term limits. Some would like to be Council members for life! Two terms are enough to get something done. Look at the energy Adrian Fenty is bringing to his job. This could be extended to all current office holders. If there are doubts about whether we should still have term limits, let the voters decide, and abide by it.

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Friendship Heights Organization for Reasonable Development
Jen Nielsen, JenNielsen007@aol.com 

The Friendship Heights Organization for Reasonable Development (FhORD) has recently coalesced to protect the residential zoning on the northern edge of Ward 3 against the greed of corporate developers. A planned unit development (PUD) has been submitted to the DC Zoning Commission by Stonebridge Associates for the site at Western Avenue and Military Road currently occupied by Washington Clinic and part of the Abraham and Louise Lisner Home. The proposal is to upzone the land from its current low/moderate density residential (R-2 and R-5-B) to medium/high density (R-5-D) in order to build a massive 200-225 rental apartment complex. It comes on the heels of a total of 2 million square feet of new development planned for the sites currently housing Geico (500 new apartment and town house units), Hechts (275 new apartments as well as office and retail space), Giant (expanded retail and office space), and WMATA (400 apartments and new retail space).

FhORD's position is simple: the Stonebridge proposal is overly large and it is bad development. It undermines DC's Comprehensive Plan for Ward 3, which is intended to protect the ward's "most outstanding characteristic" of low-density, stable residential neighborhoods. The current zone should be maintained and a more appropriate plan for this site and its gracious lawns and trees should be conceived. FhORD plans to prepare to testify against the proposal at the Zoning Commission hearings in the fall. It is asking neighbors to: 1) Write letters to the Zoning Commission, Planning Office, the five members of ANC-3E, and DC Council Members opposing this plan (citing the ZC case #02-17); 2) Sign FhORD's petition to preserve the current zoning; and 3) Join FhORD, contribute to the fund testimony preparation, and volunteer to help educate the rest of the neighborhood about the dangers of this development to the quality of life in our lovely neighborhood.

To learn more or offer your support, you can go to our web site, http://www.fhord.org, E-mail info@fhord.org, or contact Larry Freedman at 363-0354 or Jennifer Nielsen at 537-3574.

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Depressing Irony
Mike Lowe, mike_lowe@hotmail.com 

On Monday, July 15, the Washington Post published an op-ed by Representatives Steny Hoyer (D-Md) and John Conyers (D-Mich), entitled “Equipped for Democracy.” Rather than use this piece to advocate democracy for the paper's disenfranchised readers, however, the authors (and newspaper) demonstrated an astonishing disregard for our grievance. “In the next three weeks,” the authors incorrectly claim, “Congress will have a historic opportunity to ensure that every citizen can enjoy the fruits, as well as the responsibilities, of citizenship in our participatory democracy.” Apparently no one at The Washington Post informed the good Congressmen that District residents are also citizens, albeit second-class ones.

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Managerial Incontinence You Can Trust
Bob Summersgill, bob@summersgill.net 

Colbert King wrote in Saturday's Post about Tony Williams, “That man and the people around him are suffering from a delusion of competence.”

I might have thought that was harsh except for the E-mail that I had just received from Wanda Alston, Special Assistant to the Mayor, on the change of date for a meeting. She ended the E-mail with “I apologize if this may have caused an incontinence to anyone.”

That would certainly warrant an apology at the very least.

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The Paranoid Style
Paul Dionne, PDionne@speakeasy.net 

I would submit that the Mayor ought to be paranoid. He ought to have been paranoid before he turned in the petitions, though. I find it incomprehensible that nobody on his staff double checked the signatures, especially because they were gathered by paid individuals. But then if he doesn't verify a resume or reference before hiring someone for over $100,000 a year why would he verify the quality of someone's work before paying them $1 per signature? His campaign has been infiltrated; the saboteur is named Mayor Anthony Williams.

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Petitions
Larry Seftor, Larry_Seftor@compuserve.com 

With his attack on DC election law Tony Williams has demonstrated that he is willing to destroy what little democracy we have in DC to protect his personal interests. Speaking of petitions, should anyone present me with a petition to immediately remove Williams from office, I'd sign instantly.

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Classifying Acts
Rick Rosendall, rrosendall@starpower.net 

Tiger Woods on Saturday shot the worst round of his career, and blew his chances for a grand slam. But he finally got a birdie at the 17th hole, and he shot his fists in the air and took a deep bow as if he were winning, and flashed his million-dollar smile. That's a class act. By contrast, take a mayor who can't get enough valid ballot petition signatures and responds by charging sabotage and trying to get the law thrown out. Not a class act.

I thought the dismal saga of the Mayor's reelection incompetence could not get any worse, until I read in the Saturday paper that Hizzoner was calling unconstitutional an election law that even Sharon Pratt and innumerable perennial candidates had managed to comply with. Ballot petitions are the most basic stuff of local electoral politics. If a candidate can't even get that right, we don't take him seriously and he is justifiably knocked off the ballot. But this mayor follows embarrassment with contempt, refusing to accept responsibility or respect the minimal standards that countless others have been able to meet. The Mayor's latest action is disgraceful and dishonorable. Is this anyone's idea of competent or responsible management, and do we really have to accept four more years of it?

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The Mayor
Bob Levine, rilevine@cpcug.org 

I’ve got a question for readers of themail. Some of us have been less than satisfied with our bow-tied mayor but I have not heard any discussion about any other candidate. Who else could be mayor?

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Lights Out at the Lincoln Memorial
Joseph Poisso, Joseph.poisso@yahoo.com 

If I remember correctly, the reason the Lincoln and Jefferson wait until well after sunset before turning on their lights is because of bugs. It seems that the little critters are active right after sunset and are attracted by the millions to lights. The Park Service was spending a bundle cleaning up the mess until they discovered if they didn't turn the lights until a bit later, the bugs found other places to hang out, drink cappuccino and discuss politics.

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Lights Out at the Lincoln Memorial, II
John Henry Wheeler, zippytrash@att.net 

Several years ago I read in the Post that the Park Service was having a severe problem with midges at the Lincoln Memorial and therefore were not turning on the lights until complete darkness, when the midges were less of a problem. It's my guess that that's why the lights were out. (The midges damage the memorial.)

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Taking Responsibility
Buddy Yingling, Western Ave., buddydc1@msn.com 

Dawn Dickerson, ddd668@aol.com, wrote in the July 17, edition of themail: “I have over $400 in old tickets from over the years that I blatantly refused to pay, and now I have to register a car. And you know what, I'm gonna suck it up and pay them! That's what people who take responsibility for their actions do!”

That's not taking responsibility for one's actions. This person is only paying because she must in order to register a car. That is irresponsible and hypocritical.

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Illegal Parking Lot
David Pansegrouw, dpansegrouw@atpco.net 

If the Masons' parking lot is illegal, why/how is it allowed to continue to operate?

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DC Law Question
John Whiteside, john at logancircle dot net

Quick question: is anyone familiar with the laws on the hours during which people can have construction going on in their homes? I know that there are limitations during the week (you can't have people operating construction equipment in your house in the middle of the night) but I'm wondering if there are restrictions that apply at say, 9 a.m. Sunday morning. Couldn't find anything useful on the city web site. (Is there somewhere online where the city code is available?)

[Searchable versions of the DC Code are available online from Westlaw, http://dccode.westgroup.com/home/dccodes/default.w1, and from Lexis-Nexis at http://www.michie.com. The DC Municipal Regulations are not yet available on-line, although the Office of the Secretary is apparently preparing to post them by the end of the year. However, many individual chapters of the Municipal Regulations are posted on the web sites of various Departments and Agencies. — Gary Imhoff]

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CLASSIFIEDS — EVENTS

Fiscal Policy Institute Report Forum
Ann Pierre, pierre@dcfpi.org 

The DC Fiscal Policy Institute is hosting a forum, open to the public, to release and discuss the findings of its new report, “Improving the Transparency of the DC Budget.” The forum will be held on Monday July 29, from 10:30 a.m. to 12:00 p.m., in Room A9 of the Martin Luther King, Jr., Memorial Library.

A healthy and open budget process is critical to the functioning of the District of Columbia government. DCFPI's report uses a report card format to assess the extent to which the DC budget process provides policymakers and residents with clear, timely, and meaningful budget information. The report makes several recommendations for improving the budget process. The results of the report will be discussed by a panel including Ed Lazere, DC Fiscal Policy Institute; Phil Dearborn, Brookings Greater Washington Research Program; Mary Levy, Parents United for DC Public Schools, Angela Jones, DC Action for Children.

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CLASSIFIEDS — HOUSING

Housesitting Position Wanted
K. Sampson, acmy@aol.com 

Young professional looking for an opportunity to home sit in the DC Metro area.

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CLASSIFIEDS — HELP WANTED

National History Day Coordinator
Sara Cormeny, sara@paperlantern.com 

I am but the messenger, though I can tell you that History Day is a thriving national education program and I've enjoyed being a judge in the past.

The Historical Society of Washington, DC seeks a National History Day coordinator to plan, implement, and administer the National History Day program in Washington, DC. Part-time position, twenty hours a week on flexible schedule. This person will work with the education director to strengthen this existing national program within DC public, private, parochial, and home schools. This position requires: excellent interpersonal skills; ability to communicate effectively in writing and verbally, including public speaking; understanding of the importance of history and appreciation for the work of young people; ability to build citywide participation by conducting outreach to teachers and students; ability to plan, organize, and execute three contests; familiarity with teaching methods and historical research; ability to train and teach groups of various ages. Review of resumes begins immediately. Send resume and cover letter by August 16 to Mychalene Giampaoli, The Historical Society of Washington, DC, 1307 New Hampshire Avenue, NW, 20036-1507.

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CLASSIFIEDS — VOLUNTEERS

Foster Home for Dog
Barbara Cohen, bmcohen@fcps.edu 

The SPCA of NOVA has recently rescued a truly stunning ten-month-old, male German Shepherd, Crimson, who is in desperate need of a temporary foster home (approximately 3 - 4 months). Crimson needs hip surgery before he can be adopted, but before he can have surgery he needs to be moved into a loving, caring environment while recuperating. Ideally we would like to find a home where someone can get home to check on him periodically during the day (about every 5 hours).

Crimson traveled here from Saudi Arabia for hip surgery -- unfortunately he was being forced to live on a very small balcony with no protection from the hot midday sun and his owner decided that his surgery was too costly and the recuperation period too time consuming. Crimson is very friendly with people and other dogs, and very smart. If you or anybody you know (feel free to cross post) is capable of providing him with a temporary home please contact our Dog Chairperson, Barbara Cohen, at BMCohen@fcps.edu for more information.

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