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July 15, 2001

When the News Isn’t News in themail

Dear Newshounds:

Yes, you know what I'm talking about. Not one person has written to themail to comment on the disappearance of Chandra Levy or the behavior of Congressman Gary Condit, which is dominating not only local but also national news. Congratulations. Since everyone else is behaving so well, I'll bring the subject up myself. How do this case and how it has been handled reflect on the Metropolitan Police Department? The MPD, Chief Ramsey, and Deputy Chief Gainer are getting a bad reputation nationally because of the Levy case — one of my friends now calls Chief Ramsey “Inspector Clouseau.” Has the MPD displayed incompetence, lack of initiative, or favoritism in the Levy case? Have the comments been fair or unfair. the criticism deserved or undeserved? Is the problem the MPD or the press coverage of the MPD?

You're the people with the experience; what has your experience been?

Gary Imhoff
themail@dcwatch.com

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Nuisance Property Fines: Enigma Within Riddle Within Conundrum
Mark Eckenwiler, eck@ingot.org

There's a certain property in my generally splendid Hill neighborhood -- let's call it "617 Morris Place, NE" for convenience — that's a boarded-up shell. The rats are so numerous that their squeaking reportedly keeps neighbors from sleeping at night. Block activists have sought, with some success, to have fines imposed, but the blight remains.

Lo and behold, the offending property is on the list of tax-delinquent lots up for sale by the city on Monday, July 16. The Office of Tax and Revenue lists the TY2000 balance as $829, a pretty decent price for a 1520 sq. ft. lot, let alone a renovatable historic townhouse, in the current market. Ah, but OTR warns that bidders need to do their due diligence, and provides a list of various other agencies (WASA, DCRA, DPW) that might have outstanding fines or liens the bidder would eventually have to pay as a condition of obtaining a deed. This is good advice, as accumulated fines/water bills sometimes run to tens of thousands of dollars. Your Loyal Correspondent, hoping to discern same, calls the listed phone numbers. The DPW number, of course, is no longer in service. The DCRA number rings forever. But resourceful to the end, YLC calls his Secret DCRA Numbers (available through http://www.panix.com/~eck/dcphones), thinking this will get him the desired info.

Of course, Ms. Weston at Housing Regulation (442-4610) tartly instructs him to file a FOIA request, which will cost a minimum of $10 to process (and which, YLC knows from personal experience, will be promptly lost and never acted on). Plan B — calling DCRA Adjudication (442-8167), the office that handles the hearing process for fines — fares no better: he is told that Tax and Revenue, not DCRA, is the repository of information on DCRA-imposed fines and liens. Of course, it was OTR that sent him to DCRA in the first place. The upshot is that I've given up on the fantasy of buying and restoring this eyesore. Buying a property with potentially enormous, but unknown, liability, doesn't appeal to me, and I suspect the average rational buyer — whose info is probably no better than mine — would feel the same. Naturally, the worst nuisance properties are likely to carry the biggest uncertainty (on top of higher costs to restore), and are thus least likely to be dealt with by market forces. But heck, why on earth would the District government want to encourage the elimination of eyesore properties by providing relevant information to the public on request?

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Honesty in Employment
Dorothy Brizill, dorothy@dcwatch.com

At the July 11th press conference at which Mayor Williams announced his new Chief of Staff, the Mayor stated that, “Kelvin Robinson joins the District from the Florida League of Cities, where he served since 1994 as the Director of Legislative and Public Affairs.” However, a check of the League's web site showed that Mr. Robinson wasn't on the staff roster, and wasn't listed on the League's legislative publications issued earlier this year. When pressed, Joan Logue-Kinder, the Mayor's new press secretary, acknowledged that Mr. Robinson left his position with the League in February, “to spend time with his family and decide his next career option.” When asked whether that was synonymous with “unemployed,” she said, “Yes.”

Many people at 1 Judiciary Square have already begun to ask how long Ms. Logue-Kinder will last as press secretary. Her most recent faux pas: no members of the print or broadcast press corps attended the July 11th press conference because the press office failed to invite them or to put it on the Mayor's public schedule. The Mayor claims to want to improve his relations with the City Council, but only four Councilmembers attended the conference because the Mayor's office summoned them with only a few minutes' notice; when Council Chairman Linda Cropp was called, the Mayor's office refused to tell her what the press conference was about, and she didn't show. Back in May, at the first press conference she managed, Ms. Logue-Kinder shooed Councilmembers Ambrose and Allen out of line for the press photographs, because she didn't recognize them; the Mayor had to invite them back.

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Get Out of My Lane!
Rae Kelley, jadziascat@yahoo.com

Let's review the rules of the road. When traveling in Rock Creek Park, or on any street where bicyclist have as much right to be there as cars, don't decide to pass the bicyclist on blind curves. When you decide to cross that solid double yellow line, which is against the law by the way, make sure you can see for at least 300 feet or what ever amount is indicated in the drivers handbook. Bicyclists, the rules of the road apply to you also. Stop at stop signs or take the chance of becoming road kill.

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Missile Defense?
E. James Lieberman, ejl@gwu.edu

Can we have much faith in a missile defense system when the governments (I include the Feds) of DC cannot provide security against flying manhole covers?

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Noise
David Pansegrouw, dpansegrouw@atpco.net

My experience with solutions to noise problems is mixed. I live in the 3rd District; sometimes I have gotten a response from the police when I have called them about excessive noise, sometimes no response or a response after hours and hours of being hostage to massive noise pollution (our house windows are shut, yet outside music is loud in the middle of our row house). I am not sure in DC but I know in other places noise limit laws are tied to measuring the noise level, which requires equipment that the police do not have so the noise laws are of rather limited use. Far more practical is the old “disturbing the peace.” This can be applied anytime of day, not just late at night. I used to think “maybe they will turn it down at 10, I'll wait till then.” What I have learned in my area is that by 10 the party is just really getting going and it is likely to go on and on (well after midnight). As the police are slow to respond, I don't wait until 10 anymore. If it is unreasonable on going noise (excessively loud music from a residence or speakers out a window that I can clearly hear with my windows and doors shut) I call. I then call back an hour later if the noise is continuing. If you have more than one phone line in your house, have someone else call on it — the more people complaining, the more likely MPD will react.

I work in the music industry and can relate well to loud music, but my attitude is go to a club or rent a recording/rehearsal studio if you want to listen to very loud music (that is what I do). I had a next door neighbor thought, who liked to have his club experience at home. When he did not answer the door or phone, my quick solution was to put my bass guitar amplifier and rather large speaker box (it can, and has, made the 9:30 Club rock) against the wall, hook up a cassette machine to it and play some bass heavy music. Usually his music would be turned down within three minutes. I also know someone who would respond to speakers out the window with their own speakers out the window playing classical music loudly. That also usually got the offending noise turned down soon (but not as fast as the bass against the wall).

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Another Noise Problem
Bradley S. Frey, docyankee2@aol.com

I live in NW Washington, DC, at 1618 Kalmia Rd. The nearby houses are having a problem with the Lowell School at 1640 Kalmia Rd. This is a private middle school, and they have recently installed an outdoor air conditioning unit (it is huge) that emits a practically constant high pitched wail in addition to an excessive amount of hum. The unit is behind the school and is adjacent to the backyards of our houses. I can hear the unit inside my house with the windows shut as it resonates. It is a constant source of irritation and is affecting the quality of our lives. The school has been unable to control the noise to our satisfaction and they are reluctant to build any sort of wall or sound barrier around the unit because of the cost. Also, they do not seem to perceive the need for additional noise control measures from this unit. Do you have any suggestions about what we can do? I cannot relax, sleep and live in my own home with this constant noise and I feel I may have to sell my home and move elsewhere if something is not done.

I am also forwarding this message to our Ward 4 councilmember Adrian Fenty to see if he can be of any assistance or offer any suggestions. I am desperate and I would appreciate any guidance.

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Missing Homes
Jeffrey Hops, jeffhops@yahoo.com

What the advocates for home-buying v. renting for low-income DC-ites seem to be missing is that there is virtually no supply, particularly in up-and-coming neighborhoods. With one-bedrooms in Dupont-Adams-Morgan-Logan selling for $175K or more, even a zero-down loan is a chimera for most low-income families (fyi, payment plus interest on $175K at 7 percent works out to be about $1100/month, exclusive of taxes, condo fees, upkeep). Under current mortgage guidelines (mortgage = one third of monthly gross salary), this leaves out anyone below appox. 200 percent of federal poverty level (FPL) for a family of four. “Buy, don't rent,” is a mirage for almost half of DC residents (according to the 1999 census, 22.3 percent of DC residents are still below FPL). The incentive/aid programs, as beneficial as they are to the middle class (and in the spirit of full disclosure, I qualified for, and took advantage of all of them), are illusory for people near or below FPL -- the very population to which they are ostensibly targeted. It's like Porsche offering a 50 percent discount off sticker price to qualified buyers whose income is less than $15,000/year. Even at half-price, if you have to ask, you can't afford it.

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Send Them Packing?
Ralph Blessing, rblessin88@hotmail.com

One is tempted to suggest that Gregory Diaz contact Congress about the shipping crates on his street given that he's so enamored of the unique status that the Constitution has bestowed on the District and its residents.

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Ellington
Agate Tilmanis, atil@loc.gov

I visited the very interesting Photographica website outlining all kinds of photographic activities and possibilities. Among them is U Street Walk, Part 1. It lists the area as being the birthplace of Duke Ellington. This is an error. He was born in his maternal grandmother's house in Westend at the edge of Dupont Circle on 21st St., NW, just north of M St. The house no longer stands, but there is a building there named after him. I am sure he was taken to his parents' house in the U St. area shortly after his birth. The area was a bustling black area of Washington up to the 60s. Mr. King wrote about it nostalgically on the editorial page of the Washington Post a few weeks back.

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Fireworks
David Pansegrouw, dpansegrouw@atpco.net

I am far less concerned about the fireworks on the Mall than I am concerned about fireworks in my neighborhood. I totally fail to understand why DC allows them to be sold and used. In our area fireworks go on at night for at least four or five days after the Fourth, usually not starting until 10 at night. Particular favorites in our area are loud rockets and lighting a whole pack of firecrackers at one time. To me the fireworks create noise pollution, litter (lots of debris the next morning as well as the burnt rockets in my yard and on my roof), and the potential for injury (I heard one news report this year of fireworks injury). In our area this year I saw very small children, under five years, very close to fireworks as they were being lit. Further, based on very casual observation, it seems to me that many fireworks stands in DC are operated by people from out of the area (fireworks stand with a truck with North Carolina plates). What does DC get out of it? Some vendor permit money? I have called the police about fireworks and have gotten a response. Not exactly a timely response, but at least slightly faster than other noise complaints. I have also been curious if any permit is needed for large fireworks displays and, if so, how the permit process works. Howard University has a big fireworks display around homecoming (good luck parking on my block then) that while smaller than those on the Mall for the Fourth is a professional display. Two years ago, the fireworks started at 10:00 p.m. -- out of the blue there was an explosion that thundered in our house; it took me a few moments to realize it was a fireworks display. Last fall it was a little earlier but I still question the reasonableness of the fireworks display, considering that residential areas directly abut the University and are provided a front row seat that might not be desired. At least with the Mall, residential areas do not directly abut the Mall. My attempts at communicating with the Howard University about their fireworks have been met with a "what's your problem?" attitude. At least the University could publicize the event so the neighborhood could know they are coming and the people who like fireworks could plan on watching them. Do other schools in DC have fireworks displays?

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“You say Referendum and I Say Initiative...”
Tom Matthes, tommatthes@earthlink.net

Michael Binder's helpful clarification about DC rules on initiative and referendum misses the forest for the trees. If the City Council is authorizing unconstitutional initiatives, its members are violating their oath to uphold the Constitution and are wasting tax money on the balloting and any resulting litigation. American democracy exists only as long as the Constitution exists, and the Constitution contemplates the District of Columbia as a safe haven for Congress to be master of its own home. The only legal solution to lack of democracy in the District is retrocession for the residential areas.

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Ignorance and Tired Clichés
Michael Piacsek, mpiacsek@union.org.za

Every time I begin to think that Mr. Barron contributes useful observations about D.C., he proceeds to utter tired clichés without a shred of evidence to support his claims. (Fired Teachers, 7/11). Are there incompetent teachers? Certainly. Can unions like NEA and AFT prevent them from ever being fired? No. As Paul Vance showed clearly this week, D.C. can fire incompetent teachers (and demote incompetent principals to boot). But more generally, education for our children and the administration of city services will never improve as long as people like Mr. Barron resort to knee-jerk accusations and senseless criticism like calling people bloodsuckers. Does he volunteer as a tutor at a local school? Does he attend school board meetings or PTA meetings? Does he help fundraising efforts for public schools? If so, I applaud him. But even standing on those pillars does not give him the right to bash others just because he heard Rush Limbaugh say it already.

Perhaps Mr. Barron gets an adrenaline rush because he knows he will get a rise out of others by using such inflammatory language. But there is far too much work to do to sit around wasting the time it takes to type out trash like Mr. Barron serves up all too regularly. It's not the first time I've had to listen to ignorance, and it surely won't be the last, but this will be the only time I bother to respond to it in this forum.

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Fired Teachers
Ed T. Barron, edtb@aol.com

To those who decry the firing of teachers because they lack the proper credentials, instead of firing those who are not competent teachers, the problem is with the Teacher's Union. You cannot fire an incompetent teacher. They will hang on forever sucking the blood (and money) from the school system. Their presence also demoralizes the rest of the teaching staff. Until control of the educational processes is wrested from the teachers' unions there will be no improvement. The success of the private schools is largely attributed to the competent teachers unburdened with a teacher's union.

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July 2001 InTowner
Peter Wolff, intowner@intowner.com

This is to advise that the July, 2001 on-line edition has been uploaded and may be accessed at http://www.intowner.com. Included are the community news stories, crime reports, editorials (including prior months' archived), restaurant reviews (prior months' also archived), and the text from the ever-popular “Scenes from the Past” feature. Also included are all current classified ads. The complete issue (along with prior issues back to January 2001) also is available in .pdf file format by direct access from our home page at no charge by clicking the link provided. The next issue will publish on August 10, and the website will be updated shortly thereafter.

To read the lead stories, simply click the link on the home page to the following headlines: “Towing Service Use of Public Space Being Ignored by Police and Metro”; “Neighbors, The Phillips Reach Agreement on Expansion Plan; BZA Gives its Approval”; “Estonians Praise City Firefighters for Saving Embassy on Mass. Avenue”; “Former City Manager in Zoning Dispute.”

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CLASSIFIEDS — EVENTS

Water and Sewer Authority
Libby Lawson, Libby_Lawson@dcwasa.com

The District of Columbia Water and Sewer Authority (WASA) announces upcoming community meetings and a formal public hearing this summer and fall to discuss proposed rate changes. We encourage your participation and the Board of Directors needs your input as part of the rate making process. The meetings will cover the following topics: the rationale for proposed increases, the Board of Directors’ rate making process, customer service improvements, customer assistance programs, capital improvement program, and drinking water quality initiatives. We will also have on hand departmental managers who will assist you if you have a specific matter to discuss.

The second in a series of community meetings will be held July 19, 2001 at The Southeastern University, 501 I Street, SW, Multipurpose Room, 2nd Floor, 6:30 - 8:30 p.m. Another community meeting will be held on August 16th. A formal public hearing will be held September 20th, with a comment period of 30 days after the hearing. This information will be publicized in the near future and on WASA’s website, http://www.dcwasa.com. If you have questions, please call WASA’s Public Affairs Office at 787-2200, or E-mail llawson@dcwasa.com.

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CLASSIFIEDS — FOR SALE

Tennis Racquets and Two Nights at the Radisson Barcelo
Laurie England, Topspindc@aol.com

Wilson Profile and Wilson Junior Titanium tennis racquets. Both in excellent condition with new strings. $72 for both or best offer.

Gift certificate (from the hotel director of sales) for two complimentary nights valid anytime through December 31, 2001 at the Radisson Barcelo Hotel, 2121 P Street. Oversized rooms with coffee maker, TV, etc.; fully equipped health club and swimming pool; walking distance to Dupont Metro, restaurants, monuments. Certificate valued at $318 ($159/night); asking $199/ best offer.

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CLASSIFIEDS — WANTED

Photoshop Question
Randi Rubovits-Seitz, rrs2623@gwu.edu

Does anyone have an Adobe Photoshop 5.5 or 5.0 book I can buy or borrow?

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CLASSIFIEDS — HELP WANTED

House Renovation Craftsmen
David De Seve, ddeseve@bellatlantic.net

I need people who do: 1. stained glass (existing transoms and new standard size windows), 2. brick repointing, 3. skylight installation, 4. blacktop or concrete driveways, 5. faux paint finishes (fireplace mantles). Contact Dave De Seve at 462-7632 or ddeseve@bellatlantic.net to provide estimates.

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CLASSIFIEDS — SERVICES

Government Contracts for DC Business
Arthur Jackson, jacksonahjgroup@aol.com

We are seeking business and professional firms based in D.C. to apply for certification as local, small or minority/women owned businesses to bid on government contracts. More than $200 million will be awarded before Dec. 31, 2001. Call 508-1059 or E-mail.

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