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March 11, 2001

Heated Controversy

Dear Controversialists:

I've been overlong in the past couple issues, and this whole issue is overlong, so I'll be brief in self-defense. Several readers wrote in praising the Mayor's healthcare plan, and denouncing criticism of it. I wish they would send me a copy of the plan that they like so much, because I still haven't seen it. As I have written, I'm willing to be convinced, but I'll be convinced by facts and details, not blind faith. If I were buying health care insurance for myself, I'd want to know what was covered and how much it cost and who would treat me and how it was better than the insurance I have now. If the salesman refused to answer my questions and just insisted that I trust him, and told me I had to buy his plan because I didn't have any other choice anyway, I'd send him packing.

A non sequitur has somehow been accepted in the health care controversy: DC's basic health statistics are poor, and somehow, the Mayor claims, DC General is responsible for those poor statistics, and therefore closing it will improve them. This makes no sense. If the existence of a public hospital is responsible for the underutilization of preventative health care, then all hospitals — including Children's Medical Center, and GW Hospital, and Southeast General — are responsible. Both preventative health care and hospital care are necessary; but they're different things. It is foolish to blame DC General because people don't get annual checkups.

Now, as to Casey Castle, my principle is that politicians in a democracy are just ordinary citizens and should be treated that way. They shouldn't be given special benefits and privileges. That is not a racial issue, and it's not a personal one, directed at any particular Mayor. Only three cities in the US have official mayoral residences; they're the rare exception, not the rule. And, by the way, don't kid yourselves that ordinary citizens are going to get invited to parties and dinners and sleepovers at Casey Castle. The wealthy, the well-connected, and the insiders may be, but you and I will be lucky if we can sneak in with the elite five hundred who will pass for the hoi polloi at an annual lawn party.

Gary Imhoff
themail@dcwatch.com

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Property Tax Rates: Owner-Occupied vs. Absentee
Mark Eckenwiler, zarf@eckenwiler.org  

In a recent issue, R. Allen called for a DC version of Prop 13 (freezing assessments on owner-occupied dwellings). Mr. Allen laments the inevitable rise in assessments from DC's real estate boom and opposes Jack Evans's proposal to move from triennial assessments to annual, and urges relief for people who live in homes they own. Here's an interesting side note: The Tax Parity Act of 1999 reduced the class 2 rate (applicable to non-resident landlords) from $1.54/100 to $1.34 in FY 2000; to $1.15 in FY2001; and to 0.96 for FY2002. That last figure, FYI, is the same rate as for owner-occupants, whose rate is not going down one iota. Thus, effective next year, the old substantial benefit to owner-occupants — paying a rate more than one third lower than the absentee levy -- will be eliminated except for the $30,000 “homestead” exclusion. If the City Council is trying to create incentives for owner-occupied housing, this is wonderfully counterproductive tax policy. (Even better, the intentionally punitive Class 5 rate (vacant housing) aimed at empty nuisance properties is dropping from $5.00 to $1.85/100.)

DCCFO used to have available some wonderful documents explaining these and other tax cuts made by the 1999 Act, but they seem to have disappeared from the OTR web site. Fortunately, I kept copies, which themail readers may peruse at http://www.panix.com/~eck/taxparitychart.pdf and http://www.panix.com/~eck/taxparitytext.pdf  

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Leave Proposition 13 to California
Bill Starrels, mortgagecorp@hotmail.com

Leading DC towards a Proposition 13 would undermine the foundation for DC's economic recovery. There is still a lot of work necessary in this city which will take serious tax money to achieve. Proposition 13 left California strapped for cash. As for the comment on DC Public Schools, there is a lot of work to be done. There is a large capital improvements plan to renovate many schools which a proposition 13 type plan would undermine. Money was short for the schools for many years. My son has been educated at Hyde Elementary school which has test results that show over 80 percent of its students test proficient or advanced on the SAT 9 tests. Hyde is made up of both Georgetown residents and some out of boundary students. Wherever this gentleman was educated, he was not well versed in ignoring stereotypes which can be insulting to many.

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Proposition 13 in DC
Thomas Smith, Smith1965@hotmail.com

R. Allen's Proposition 13 idea is excellent, and I would support it. But I did detect a bit of unfair bias against our school system and black people in his comment, “she must think that I went to DC schools.” I can almost guarantee that this Allen person is a fairly recent white migrant to our city, probably male with a middle-class, white-collar job from a middle class white neighborhood, and school. Granted, we have our problems here, but the lies that he heard from Jack Evans office are the same type of lies that Congress and all of the presidents have been telling the public forever! It has nothing to do with our schools or our community here. And everything to do with class warfare and lying politicians! So I would appreciate you folks who have had all of the advantages in life here in America, including the white skin privileges, and political representation would consider if you would be doing much better if you and your ilk had to walk in the our shoes?

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DC General
Richard Layman, Northeast, richlayman@lettera.net

Gloria Mobley covered all the issues, to my way of thinking, in her post about the DC General issue, and the state of health care generally in the city. Similarly, Marc Fisher, the Post columnist, wrote a column covering the same ground (Metro, March 8, 2001). That something needs to be done is obvious. Perhaps closing DC General is reasonable. However, if that is the choice made, it serves all of us to really deal with the issue in-depth and try to develop a workable and working health care “system” for all DC residents. The Fisher column said similar things and said maybe the “closing” should be delayed awhile, rather than rushing and making a bad, bad decision.

There could be an opportunity to build something better, but it seems as if that may not happen here the way things are going now.

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Cut Him Some Slack
Ed T. Barron, edtb@aol.com 

Damned if you do and damned if you don't. That's the position that a lot of people have put Mayor Williams in. He seems to be sincerely trying to make things dramatically better for those who are in need of health care but are outside of any health care system that they can afford. Shutting down D.C. General was a tough call but surely the right one in the long term. You can't put band aids on a hemorrhaging artery.

There are those who will pile up bodies on the Mayor's doorstep (maybe he should move to a remote location) when D.C. General is closed. I say, give the Mayor's plans a chance to work. It will take some time to iron out the wrinkles, but in the long run, the large numbers of uninsured folks who need medical services will be better served.

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More Carpenters, Less Jackasses
Len Sullivan, lsnarpac@bellatlantic.net  

The PEN NewsBlast this week reminds us that the great politician Sam Rayburn once said “any jackass can kick down a barn, but it takes a carpenter to build one.” Hats off to Gloria Mobley (themail 3/7/01) for urging us to become health care carpenters instead of jackasses. It seems particularly foolish to knock down the better structures we elected our political carpenters to build, or to encourage them to tear down each other's work by “fanning the flames of discontent” (Kathy Chamberlain, Washington Post 3/6/01). And mobilizing a host of disruptive political re-activists claiming to be speaking (kicking?) for God — or their unions — is clearly beyond the pale, if not the law.

But to get back to Gloria Mobley, I would particularly like to second her constructive suggestion to “shift the paradigm from trauma to prevention.” Analysis of DC's third world public health problems — or for that matter, the abuse of the 911 System (“Dial-a-Taxi” to too many) — points up the need to focus much more on prevention. Basic issues such as sanitation, pest control, hygiene, safe sex, barely-teen pregnancy, pre-natal care, immunization and drug abuse are community-level problems susceptible to community-level (and pulpit-level) influence outside the domain of politicos and demagogues. Prevention is everybody's job: cure is a job for the professionals.

Finally, we should not perpetuate an inefficient public health care system just to accommodate other valid functions such as nurse-training, school clinics, inmate (and police?) care as unbudgeted collateral responsibilities. Any carpenter will insist these essential items be paid for and managed as separate line items with full accountability for effective outcomes — and by the Health Department, not the PBC..

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DNC Takes No Stand
Arthur R. Jackson, ahjgroup@earthlink.net

On Thursday March 1, the D.C. Democratic State Committee held its monthly meeting. Supporters of saving D.C. General Hospital were in attendance to join with many members of the D.C. Democratic State Committee to register the Democratic Party as opposed to Mayor Anthony Williams's endorsed plan to close D.C. General Hospital. Chairman Norm Neverson, citing the lateness of the hour and the

restrictions on the committee's use of the Democratic National Committee's Conference room, adjourned the meeting without allowing the committee to take a position on the Mayor's plan. As Ward Eight's Democratic State Committeeman, I will register my disappointment in the party's inability to join Kevin Chavous, Sandy Allen, and the entire D.C. Council in opposition to the Mayor's endorsed plan to close D.C. General Hospital.

The Democratic Committee spent more than one and a half hour discussing fundraising, while their core supporters, D.C.'s poorest and fixed income residents, are facing a crisis in health care services with the closing of our only public hospital, D.C. General. While we are approaching the date of the Control Board's decision, I'm calling upon the Democratic State Committee of D.C. to hold a special call meeting to vote to save D.C. General. And I am appealing to the City's residents to call or E-mail the D.C. Democratic State Committee and your local elected committee members to hold a special call meeting. For information on your ward's representatives, call my office and leave your name, address, and return telephone number and E-mail address, and we will acquire this information for you.

If the Democratic Party cannot stand with the people on the critical issue of health care for the homeless, poor, fixed income, and those of us not so fortunate to be part of Mayor Williams's policy of bringing the wealthy back to D.C., then we will remember you in September and November 2002.

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Is Integration Dead?
Steph “Ward 3 resident herself” Faul, steph@intr.net

Why are so many people opposed to moving a successful black family into Ward 3? Is it because they're afraid that property values will go down and the city's revenue stream plummet as a result? Or is it... the R word? There's no reason the mayor shouldn't live in the "best" part of town, even if it is full of white people. In fact, it says something unpleasant about a city that doesn't respect the mayor enough to give him or her nice official residence. Plus the Casey Mansion site has advantages that will benefit all District citizens: (1) It's free. (2) It's easy to keep secure. (3) It has a beautiful huge garden in which to entertain the citizens. (4) People from all over the city can come to Foxhall Road and feel as if they belong there. As an added bonus, the mayor will be only two blocks away from one of the best African restaurants in the city — Entotto, on MacArthur Boulevard. Welcome to Ward 3, Tony!

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Castle Mixers
Diane Lee Schultz, cobra@tidalwave.net

I think that the castle offers the whole city several opportunities. All the rich people will be forced to mix with the real population of the city when they come a callin' and they will find out they are just people who happen to live in another neighborhood. All the people from the other side of town can realize the people on the rich side of town are just people with houses that are much smaller than most of theirs . . . just pricier. The people of the city will get a really beautiful piece of property all paid for. Experiences will be broadened and how can that be bad? Most race problems are caused because of the fear of the unknown. Anyway, we all get to go on occasion to a beautiful place.

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Boffing the Dolt
J.M. DeLuca, jmdeluca@bellatlantic.net

Gary, I think you really need to come to grips with your emotions — you are in a gyrating hissy fit that can't be doing much good for your blood pressure — or for your ratings. The 3/7 themail: “It is becoming more and more obvious that the proposed Mayoral Casey Castle, the most expensive and isolated private residence in the city, will not be sufficient by itself to give full glory to the Mayor” is laughable. It will be many moons before the keys to the residence are handed over to the city, and I suspect Williams will be in full (and voluntary) retirement before then. And, the property is not the most expensive private residence on DC — a broker recently closed a deal for $32 million in the deepest heart of Georgetown. And this is a gift to the city — not a robbery of health care to fund the mayoral digs. Please, these are totally unrelated topics — stop mixing them to suit your increasingly doltish arguments.

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Give It A Rest, Already
John Whiteside, john@Logancirlce.net

It's hard to read themail these days; I'm too distracted by the sound of the ax grinding in the background. Once again I opened the latest message to find -- a rant about the mayor! In the hands of a more skillful writer it might be amusing now and then; but instead we get tedious rants that contribute little of substance to discussion of any local issue. I would love to see some intelligent debate, but this week's entry on DC General ("Everyone will die! Let's get the mayor a cape!") is, sadly, all too typical of the inanity that typifies themail. Thank goodness for the "page down" key, which lets me skip through Mr. Imhoff's introductions and get to the comments of the contributors.

Jeffrey Itell, where are you when we need you?

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I Called The White House — and W. Didn’t Answer!
John Whiteside, john@logancircle.net

R. Allen complains that he or she called Jack Evans' office, and Mr. Evans didn't talk to him. Oh my goodness, alert the press! Mr. Evans has a staff! And I thought that city councilors sat around their offices all day, waiting for constituents to call.

Obviously, it's important that an elected official be accessible to constituents, but complaining that one doesn't have time to talk to “the little people” in the situation R. Allen describes is just silly. There's plenty to criticize about the property tax proposal, but this kind of sniping has little to do with the valid concerns that it raises.

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Peasant Overreaction
Wendy Blair, wblair@npr.org

Dear Gary, I think you've dug yourself into a hole on the Casey Mansion issue. Maybe that's because you are a peasant at heart, and can't stop storming the Bastille, even though the French did it for you more than 200 years ago. After the storming of the B. came the Terror, and after that came more aristocratic elitist government of the kind you deplore. France has had balancing problems ever since. Peasant overreaction seems always to breed its opposite.

Think past Tony Williams for an instant to years in the future when the Mayor may well be someone you entirely support. Think past your resentment of the fact that the Foxhall Road neighborhood is pricey, and Anacostia has awful slums. Try to imagine yourself living in the hell hole on Pennsylvania Avenue SE, the old Civil War hospital at the corner of 9th St. SE, one block from where I live — the spot that your fellow peasants think would be a dandy place to fix up for the Mayor to live in. Never mind its complete lack of privacy. Never mind its lack of protection from the street crime, stray bullets, spinning off nearby open-air drug markets. You want to rub the mayor's nose in problems so he'll solve them at once — problems that are rooted in centuries of social upheaval, family disintegration, lack of self government, and the class and culture wars of America itself. Good luck.

Within our lifetime, practically speaking in a few years from now, many people -- black, brown, white and yellow — rich and poor — foreign and DC native — will enjoy going to a mansion surrounded by attractive woodlands (Casey's gift saves stands of existing trees from the eager back hoes of hungry developers who are gobbling up all the big woodland tracks of upper northwest) — safe, properly maintained, and free of housework — a place the future mayor can behave like the Mayor of the world's premier city that she or he is.

Many people of color who become successful and make lots of money, don't want to live where you think they should. They like those pricey neighborhoods. Some even hire servants. They love a big, comfortable, luxurious house on a big lot, a garage sufficient to house their expensive cars, and the company of neighbors to whom they wish to become accustomed. Living like that shows themselves and the world that they have made it. It's the “American Way!” They didn't storm the Bastille. They worked like hell, probably stepped on a few toes, and looked out for number one. If we're lucky, those shitheads a.k.a. elite plutocrats will turn around and give back to the people they came from — the way Betty Casey has tried to do.

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Symbolic Space
Mark Richards, Dupont East, mark@bisconti.com  

Great nations, states, and cities, have great symbolic spaces. The District is a city/state. Briefly, put aside other issues, such as the future of health care in the District, and think about our District's symbolic spaces. The former Rhodes Tavern was a symbolic space. Many District citizens tried to save their first City Hall, but failed. Today, a plaque adorns the new building, but the site itself is no longer a civic space on which District citizens make clear their hopes, aspirations, and fears. It is more a wall of shame. Washington City's first official City Hall (The Old City Hall at the north end of John Marshall Place) is a treasure on an excellent site. When built, it was a great expression of community, of civic pride. Congress viewed the money spent as an indulgence. When the District's cities and county were merged, the District Building became our new City Hall. Today, the John Wilson Building is an important symbol of the District. When a District's City Hall is up for rent, one knows the community is in bad shape. The struggle to move back into the District Building symbolized vigor amongst the population to retain a common identity and is a symbol of renewed confidence-or at least renewed determination.

Many Universities have official residences, often mansions, for their leadership. Some are state funded. At least one city has an official home for its top elected leader — New York. New York City thinks highly of itself, and New York City should. Many states — about 44-have Governor's or Executive Mansions or Residences or Houses. When children learn about their state, and the group to whom they belong, they visit their symbolic sites, including their official residence. The residence is a symbol of a top elected position in a democracy, the top elected position. When commentators speak about state elections and the competition for the Office of Governor, they speak about “Winning the Governor's House.” After the election, they talk about the number of Governor's Houses that are controlled by Republicans and Democrats. Last year, California's Governor Gray Davis insisted that he would see that California had an official residence before he left office — I don't know if he has yet succeeded. But this has been an embarrassment to California officials for years.

Betty Brown Casey recently offered a gift to expand the District's portfolio of symbolic spaces. I don't know anything about Ms. Casey, but $50,000,000 is not a small sum (especially when I compare to the value of my condo). She should be honored for her generosity. With this decision, she is giving her husband a living memorial in honor of the District of Columbia. She is giving the District an opportunity to consider with excitement, even if there are strings attached. I don't see disdain as the way we should respond. I'd prefer to unravel the strings. Having an Executive House is not about any single person, but about the District and the person-at any time of history who wins the most important position in the District, the elected mayor/Governor position. Creating a symbolic space should be a major event, with a great deal of public involvement in the visioning (forgive me) process. This event could channel the energy of a vibrant city/state and provide a functional public space to represent who we are. Children will tour the house to learn about D.C. history. Visitors will send post cards to their friends from the District Executive House — and children will collect them as they surf the Internet or travel the states. The House can offer a place for public events-theater, music, and the many expressions emerging from District citizens. The House can be a museum and place where the history of the District's top leaders is kept and explained-a research center. The location: I wish Betty Brown Casey would consider allowing a commission or something to choose a location that would serve as an expression of District unity. The location she has identified is in a beautiful neighborhood of the District, but I don't think it expresses District unity. Perhaps it could, I don't know. But, if Ms. Casey would extend her offer to involve District citizens in decision-making about the location, this would be a powerful expression of graciousness on top of generosity, an act that would become part of the history of a new civic symbolic space. I strongly support an Executive Residence for the District's top elected official. It should be one we would hope to live in if we could win that office. Attached is a list of the District's top executives over the years. We should know more about these individuals and their contributions. An Executive Residence would be a good place to learn about the legacies of our Chief Executives — and maybe our Chief Executives would learn from the past, too.

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The Crown Is. . .
Allan Jirikowic, chiefike@earthlink.net

. . . a fine idea — I'll be happy to design it constructed from the body parts of individuals who failed to receive adequate medical care and consequently couldn't make the coronation.

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Add Some Gold
Ed T. Barron, EdTB@aol.com

A few years ago I met with the Mayor of Limerick (in Ireland) in his offices. He was, at that time the partner of my wife's sister. Mayor Kimmey greeted us in his nice offices wearing a large gold chain with some medallions. I was most impressed. That's just what the mayor needs, a fancy gold chain with some nice medallions.

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And Walking on Water, Too
Anne Anderson, psysrusa@cs.com

Dear Gary, you forgot the red carpet.

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Abandoned Cars
Richard Layman, Northeast, richlayman@lettera.net

Re: the DPW post about removing an abandoned car in four days from in front of 3210 Q Street, NW. This is one of the first times I've felt, “maybe it really does make a difference if you live in Georgetown.” Is there in fact a benchmark statistic for removing cars from the city streets? If so, what is it? And, how often is it met? Relatedly, are there different benchmarks for different parts of the city?

If the process for removing an abandoned car was four days for my streets in Northeast I might faint.

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Rationale for Change
James E. Taylor, Jr., Anacostia, jimt25@erols.com

I enjoy reading themail very much and I am impressed by the knowledge possessed by its many contributors. What I find lacking, however, is rationale. Until residents break down the invisible economic, and ethnic curtain between East and West of the river, all we will be relegated to do is write in this column with the same complaints while the politicians ignore our individual pleas because they know that east and west have different interests, different agendas. Politicians relish this and multiply because we practice this self defeating policy. We have more common interests than different ones.

When are we going to stop forming these stopgap group efforts to fight single issue topics and open up dialogue on a regular basis, city wide, to discuss issues? Can this be done through invitations to ANC meetings, civic meetings, or other means? Until we stop ignoring the real problem, of communication, we will continue the conquer and divide strategy done by this mayor and the previous mayors before him. We deserve better representation. themail is an excellent and needed forum, but only strength in voting numbers and communications across the wards will make changes in the attitudes of politicians.

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ANC 2F Opposition to “Consecutive Term Limitation Amendment Act of 2001”
David Stephens, davidstephens@att.net

Dear Chairman Orange: At its regularly scheduled and publicly advertised meeting on March 7, 2001, a quorum being present and voting, ANC 2 voted (4-2) to oppose enactment of Bill 14-25, “Consecutive Term Limitation Amendment of 2001,” which would overturn legislatively the results of the 1994 ballot referendum in which District voters favored by a 2 to 1 margin limiting the terms of Councilmembers and the Mayor to two consecutive four-year terms.

ANC 2F opposes the bill on the grounds that, regardless of one's views about term limits, it is a dangerous precedent to ignore the will of the people expressed through the referendum process, especially when the referendum seeks the change the relationship between the voter and his or her elected officials. We ask that ANC 2F's opposition to Bill 14-25 be made a part of the official record of your March 12, 2001, public hearing on this bill.

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Bicycling on Sidewalks
Nick Cobbs, ncobbs@erols.com

I am surprised that someone as familiar with the District as Mr. Sobelson seems to be doesn't know that bicycles are prohibited on sidewalks in the D.C. main business district. I cannot give a specific cite for this regulation but the DCMR Vehicle and Traffic Code would be a good place to start looking.

The rule has been in effect for more than ten years, but I have not heard of anyone ever being ticketed for riding a bicycle on a sidewalk. It would be a good idea if the police did issue some tickets. The rule was intended to keep pedestrians on the downtown streets from being run down by bicycle messengers and pizza delivery guys. As a pedestrian who dodges these menaces daily, I would welcome a little support from our six-figure salaried police officers.

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Rules of the Sidewalk
Wendy Stengel, wendywoowho@yahoo.com  

In his post “Rules of the Road,” David Sobelsohn wants our outrage at “ignorant police officers” who consider riding a bicycle on the sidewalk a ticketable offense. The title of his post shows the error: sidewalks are not roads. Sidewalks are there for pedestrians. Bicycles are vehicles, and vehicles do not belong on the sidewalks. Its illegal. Its unsafe. And, though I'm sure getting a ticket was a rude awakening for Mr. Sobelsohn, as a pedestrian, I personally am content to have one less vehicle on the sidewalks.

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Rules of the Road
Katie Kuster, katie_red@hotmail.com

I don't know if biking on the sidewalk is ticketable here or not (I know it is in some other cities); however, the Washington Area Bicyclist Association might be able to tell you. They publish a booklet on bike commuting in DC that talks about some of the road rules. http://www.waba.org/ 

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Bikes and Sidewalks: Of Commonweal and Common Wheels
Mark Eckenwiler, zarf@eckenwiler.org  

David Sobelsohn inquired about DC law respecting bikes on the sidewalk. I am advised that 18 DCMR sec. 1201.9 (which I admit I have not personally inspected; blame the damnable lack of DCMR text on the web) states that bikes may be ridden on sidewalks except where it creates a “hazard”: within the Central Business District (although the Mayor may designate portions of the CBD where such riding is permitted) and outside the CBD, where signs expressly prohibit such riding

According to my source (the helpful folks at MLK Washingtoniana Division), the fine for violations set forth at 18 DCMR 26 is — get this — a whopping $5. (Ask me some time about the DCMR sections regulating such quaint activities as “driving beeves or sheep through the streets.”)

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Cycling on Sidewalks
Michele Rhodes, trunchbull@erols.com

In response to Mr. Sobelsohn's query: bicycling on the sidewalks is a “ticketable offense” within the Central Business District, unless the sidewalk is otherwise designated by the mayor. You can find all the rules regarding bicycling in the District at the Washington Area Bicyclist Association's wonderful site www.waba.org. While I have never seen anyone ticketed, I have seen people warned, and frankly, as an avid cyclist and pedestrian, I would like to see adult cyclists stay off of all the sidewalks and take back their share of the road.

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Biking on DC Sidewalks: The Answer
David Sobelsohn, dsobelso@capaccess.org  

Well, themail readers are nothing if not opinionated! I got a flurry of direct replies to my inquiry about biking on sidewalks. Several expressed confidence that DC law prohibits biking on sidewalks, including one person who considered this “common knowledge.” But as Oliver Wendell Holmes famously wrote, “Certitude is not the test of certainty.” (I note in this context that, when biking in the street, I have had drivers yell at me to “Get on the sidewalk!!”) Here's what DC law actually says:

“CHAPTER 12: BICYCLES, MOTORIZED BICYCLES, AND MISCELLANEOUS VEHICLES”

“1201.9 There shall be no prohibition against any person riding a bicycle upon a sidewalk within the District, so long as the rider does not create a hazard; Provided, that no person shall ride a bicycle upon a sidewalk within the Central Business District except on those sidewalks expressly designated by Order of the Mayor, nor shall any person ride a bicycle upon a sidewalk in any area outside of the Central Business District if it is expressly prohibited by Order of the Mayor and appropriate signs to such effect are posted.”

Unfortunately, this section doesn't quite address my precise question, about the block on which the Madison Building sits, for two reasons: (1) it's not clear whether this block is within the Central Business District (seems unlikely), and (2) there may be federal regulations, about biking on that particular block, that preempt DC law. But clearly one can legally bike on ordinary (i.e. nonfederal-facility) sidewalks in most of the District. As to the suburbs, another themail reader wrote me that “two of Arlington's finest bicycle police told me that there's no law preventing an adult from riding on the sidewalks of Arlington.”

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DC Urban Ecology Map
Larry Martin, martinlrr@netscape.net

Sustainable Community Initiatives (SCI — a not for profit organization) is sponsoring the production of the DC Urban Ecology Map. The map will present information of interest and novelty to DC residents and visitors, highlighting the interaction of social, economic and environmental factors in the District's built and natural environment. Unlike most production maps, the Urban Ecology Map will feature photos and text elaborating upon sites of special interest in the district. Please review the report from the recent public meeting, below for further details. Interested individuals and organizations seeking to represent data on the map should contact Larry Martin at martinlrr@netscape.net Of particular assistance would be individuals with an interest in the historical and cultural features of the District specific to its denizens (in contrast to the Federal presence).

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CLASSIFIEDS — EVENTS

Hyde Elementary School Auction
Elizabeth Starrels, dcnurse@hotmail.com

Hyde Elementary School, DC's only public elementary school is holding the annual spring auction on March 31, 6 - 9 p.m. at Fannie Mae on Wisconsin Ave., NW. Please join parents and fellow Washingtonian's who will enjoy food from several of Georgetown's finest restaurants as they bid on live and silent auction items. Box seats at MCI and at Camden Yards. Lunch with local politicians. Brunch at the new Ritz-Carlton. Dinners at Galileo, Bistro Francis and many others. Merchandise from many Georgetown retailers. There is still time to donate items or advertise in the auction catalogue. Please call Liz at 338-1547 or e-mail dcnurse@hotmail.com. 100% of the proceeds benefit the Hyde PTA , tax i.d. #521-84-4971.

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CLASSIFIEDS — WANTED

Wanted, Metal Detector
Phil Greene, pgreene@doc.gov 

Does anyone have a metal detector I can borrow for a couple of hours? Last weekend, while splitting wood in preparation for yet another phony blizzard, I took off my wedding ring and put it in my pocket (the ax handle was pinching against the ring), never to see it again. Sure, sure, a likely story. Anyway, if anyone has a metal detector I can borrow or info on where to rent one, I'd greatly appreciate it. I can be reached at work at 482-1984, or E-mail, of course.

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CLASSIFIEDS — HELP WANTED

Part-Time Employment Opportunity
Richard Steacy, rsteacy@fordstheatre.org  

Join the staff of the Ford's Theater box office. See shows! Flexible hours! $8.00/ hour! Please fax your resume and cover letter to “Box Office Manager” at 347-2561.

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ANC 2F Executive Director
David Stephens, Chair, ANC 2F, davidstephens@att.net

Advisory Neighborhood Commission 2F (Logan Circle) seeks self-starter to run office, take minutes, prepare meetings, handle bookkeeping, e-mail, correspondence, etc. 35-40 hrs./month. Great way to become involved and knowledgeable about issues in this dynamic neighborhood. Ward Two residence preferred. Salary depending on experience. Start 5/1. Send resume, references to PO Box 9348, Mid-City Station, Washington, DC 20005, or E-mail same to an2f@starpower.net.

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Flexible Part-Time Clerical Work
Jon Katz, jon@markskatz.com 

Eight to fifteen hours per week in Silver Spring, MD. Do it yourself or split the hours with another person. Silver Spring trial law firm seeks individual or company to handle ad hoc clerical work, including filing, word processing, photocopying and mailings. Flexible schedule. Option to handle word processing work off-site. Good pay and training. Ideal for extra income or to supplement full-time job. Clerical/office experience, accuracy, and good communication skills are essential. Please send resume, cover letter, and pay preference to Jon Katz, Marks & Katz, LLC, 1400 Spring Street, Suite 410, Silver Spring, MD 20910. Fax: 301-495-8815. Please do not send E-mail attachments. For more information, visit http://www.markskatz.com.

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Ms. Dorothy Persiflage; daniel@hers.com 

Ms. P needs your advice! Although Ms. Persiflage knows almost everything about virtually everything, there are a few minor areas where her knowledge is a soupcon less than perfect, and so she seeks the advice of the highly knowledgeable readers of themail. The topic in question deals with house repairs and maintenance. Ms. P is about to let several contracts, and would appreciate recommendations for reliable folks who can provide the following services for an old row house in central Washington: (1) brick repointing and repair (including tricky curved arches over windows on a rounded bay front); (2) reinforcement of sagging wood roof rafters in an attic crawl space; (3) installation of new windows (including in some cases the window framing); (4) outside concrete repair; (5) electrical contractor for upgrading to 200 Amp power (from street to installation of a new circuit breaker box); (6) replacement of a central gas furnace, air conditioner, and gas water heater; (7) installation of a wood/wood-gas fireplace in an old coal gas fireplace structure; and (7) construction of an FAA-approved blimp hangar on the roof. OK, Ms. P is just kidding about the blimp, but she is very serious about the other stuff. If you have had good experiences with any providers of these services, please contact Ms. P directly via E-mail. Thank you so very much, and . . . A tout 'ta!!!

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