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February 11, 2001

Constituent Services

Dear Constituents:

Mark Eckenwiler in the last issue, and Gloria Mobley in this issue, both mention the Neighborhood Action Coordinator program (also called the Neighborhood Service Manager program) as one of the Williams administration's achievements. The District government has always had an office of ward coordinators who are supposed to short-circuit administrative red tape and smooth the delivery of services to residents. The office has been called the Office of Constituent Services, the Office of the Ombudsman, and now the Office of the Public Advocate. This office has always been defunded and abolished by the City Council whenever it became too embarrassingly obvious that it was simply doing political work for the Mayor, and it has always been revived under other names by Mayors who wanted to be sure they had political workers who could do favors for constituents. The stated mission of the Neighborhood Action Office largely duplicates the work of the Office of the Public Advocate, so Mayor Williams now has two structures doing about the same work.

Have you had any contact with either office? Do you know the name of your ward coordinator, either in the Office of the Public Advocate or the Neighborhood Service Manager Program? Have you called either office for help, and has either office produced for you?

Gary Imhoff
themail@dcwatch.com

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Deja Vu All Over Again
Ed T. Barron, edtb@aol.com

Yogi Berra would likely characterize the odorous fund raising by key members of the Mayor's staff with an oft quoted phrase “it's deja vu all over again.” Certainly the monies raised and the purposes used for those monies smells much like the activities of our prior notorious Mayor Barry. Mayor Williams claims to have had no knowledge of what the other ducks in his administration were doing. Quack, quack. If it walks like a duck. . . .

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School Crossing Guards
Susan Ousley, sousley@aol.com

At 11th and S, the school crossing guard routinely waves cars right behind the smallest of children while they are still in the crosswalk. Just one stumble by a small one. . . . I've gotten the same bureaucratic bounce Andrea Carlson reported. Do other people have concerns about school crossing guards? Who is in charge?

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Voter Registration
Annie McCormick, amccormick@itic.org  

I moved apartments within the District in July 2000. At that time I applied to change my voter registration. Guess what I got in the mail last week? My new voter registration card. I was extremely ill and was hospitalized during that time, and so voting wasn't the first thing on my mind, but if I had really wanted to vote, this tardiness effectively kept my vote from counting. Has anyone else received their voter registration a full six months after notifying them of a move?

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RFK DMV? OK (With an Aside on Funeral Processions)
Paul Penniman, mathteachingtoday@compuserve.com

“Lot 8” as it is called on the postcard renewal reminder, is accessible from the SE freeway for games but not for DMV business, nor is it easily accessible from the East. I approached the stadium, circled it, and encountered a huge Lot 8 entrance with a barricade. Circling again I saw a tiny DMV sign in an outer circle, so I circled again and found my way to the correct access road and the DMV trailer. (Incidentally, in my confusion I intruded on a funeral procession breaking all traffic laws. Sorry about that, but next time expect someone to be surprised next time that person sees you running a red light and straddling a lane divider, even with your headlights on.)

Inside DMV everyone was friendly and helpful, although my clerk was a “low talker.” It all took about fifteen minutes, but with all the prior searching I had a need to go the bathroom. I was given hazy directions to the nearby hospital and ended up finding the jail instead. It was fun getting frisked, though. Conclusion: an improvement over C Street, but get better signs/directions and a bathroom! (Where do the employees pee?)

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City Improvements
Bruce Sunderland, bsunde3615@aol.com

It may be a small thing but I think the city's initiative to remove campaign posters after the last election is noteworthy for several reasons. It probably cost very little, it stopped the ineffectual gripping of the likes of me and it got the street scene cleaned up or at least back to normal promptly. Someone in the city government saw the perennial problem and did something about it without a lot of noise, community meetings, council person posturing or even laments in this journal. In a related vein, there is a "cleancity.washingtondc.gov" web page and stuff is happening to improving the cleanliness of the city. I think I see results.

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Board of Elections Optical Scan
Shaun Snyder, shaunsnyder@erols.com

The Board of Elections has a web page advertising the new “Precinct Level Optical Scan System” voting system for the District of Columbia. Even though we currently have a punch-card system, we don't have a problem with chads. Now we better hope that a power failure doesn't occur on election day!

http://www.dcboee.org/htmldocs/optech.htm

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Mayor Williams, Where Are You?
Sharon Roach, roachsharon@hotmail.com

Sometimes I do not understand the arrogance of this Mayor and the total disregard for the citizens. I am a member of The New Black Panther Party For Self Defense DC Chapter and, as the Political Action Chair, I have been seeking a appointment with the Mayor since November of last year with no luck. It would be nice to sit down with Mayor Williams and discuss some concerns that not only affect African Americans but DC Citizens in general. I would especially like some dialogue on DC General and other revitalization programs of his.

This Mayor remains unapproachable by his citizens, and I find this unacceptable. One group of organizers staged a sit-in at his office and he reluctantly made time to speak with them. Citizens organizations shouldn't have to go to such drastic measures to be heard by the Mayor. It is now February 2001, and I have yet to secure a meeting with the Mayor. Since he is taking this attitude, I think a citizens summit on the Mayor is in order! Anyone else who thinks so, give me an E-mail!

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Better and Better
Gloria Mobley, glomo_53@yahoo.com

Have things gotten better since Mayor Anthony Williams took office two years ago? Yes, and there's still room for improvement. What evidence have I seen? Here's my list.

1. For the first time in the history of the City, citizen input was solicited to help determine budget priorities. Everyone may not get what they want for the FY 2002; however, it was gratifying to see such a diverse group of people come together to talk about priorities for the District of Columbia. 2. While the City's youth have participated in a number of convenings as a part of Marion Barry's Summer Youth Leadership Institute, Mayor Williams has taken this to another level. The Mayor's Youth Summit was incredible, with over 1,000 youth from around the city and in public and independent schools. He has actively mentored his youth mayor, and included her in a number of town hall meetings around the city. 3. Yes, there are some municipal employees who remain less than customer-service friendly. However, the culture of municipal government has changed. Implementing large-scale change in an organization's culture takes time. 4. Motor vehicle registration has been streamlined and I believe will improve when the NE inspection station reopens. The DMV inspection equipment has been replaced with state-of-the-art computers. 5. In an effort to respond to citizen requests and complaints, each ward has a Neighborhood Action Coordinator. There are wrinkles and bumps in the efficiency of the office. I am just glad that I have one point person instead of being passed from office to office. 6. There's an intangible that has occurred since Mayor Williams took office. People are proud to say that they live in the District of Columbia. There was a time during the previous administration when we felt as if we were the laughing stock of the nation, and it was painful to see the personal and professional challenges of Mayor Barry in the media constantly. 7. The philanthropic community has pulled together around new initiatives as a result of Mayor Williams stewardship. 8. While there was a lot of controversy about relocating UDC east of the river (something that still perplexes me in terms of the opposition to such a proposal), projects that have been on the books for years and needed a nudge are starting to move forward, including new home construction for all income levels. 9. A collaborative relationship has emerged between the Mayor, the Chief of Police, the Superintendent of DC Public Schools, and the President of the Board of Education. Who can remember when this was the case in previous years? 10. As the Last Colony in the United States, Mayor Williams and Congressional Delegate Holmes Norton have managed to keep congressional meddling to a minimum, as much as that is possible. 11. Our fiscal health has turned around dramatically.

The problems of the District of Columbia didn't happen overnight. They won't be solved overnight. I think I would prefer using my time figuring out how to be part of the solution instead of part of the problem.

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Ask Not What Your Mayor Is Doing For You, But What You Are Doing For Your Mayor
Len Sullivan, lsnarpac@bellatlantic.net

I am disappointed by the anemic response to your query on the mayor's performance. I take a far more upbeat view. I think DC is on the verge of a major reconstruction, with many of the underlying bureaucratic/administrative foundation stones slowly being put in place. The essential economic revitalization is well underway. And since DC is still the nation's capital city, the barriers won't need to be lowered very much before energetic, positive-minded, prosperous people flow in. Improvements in local services are indeed proving slow, but that should not be surprising since their remedies require the deepest penetration of an entrenched bureaucracy. And the mayor (even with over 30,000 employees) should not be expected to purge the city of all those who litter parks, dig up streets, knock up teenagers, foul up schools, shoot out street lights, dope up unborn babies, sign up union obstructionists, hold up essential city improvements with petty protests, or whine about communities' self-made shortfalls. Communities must accept a big role in solving these problems. The mayor's biggest mistake may well have been promising to fix up all the neighborhoods so quickly -- and the neighborhoods' biggest mistake may have been assuming they could just watch him do it. Surely they can help themselves more, and help the mayor shape up a motivated city workforce.

Furthermore, DC elects other officials who have neighborhood responsibilities without the mayor's bigger burdens -- as well as officials who limit the mayor's ability to act. Concerned citizens should turn up the heat on the ANCs, the School Board, and the Council, and not just beat up on the man responsible for building up the city's image to the rest of the world.

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New Supercans
David Hunter, Hunterontravel@hotmail.com

I ordered a new supercan in early November. Was told that they were out of stock and that if I sent in my check for $62.50, I would be put on the waiting list, and when they came in I would get one. Well, on December 28th one was delivered. The old one wasn't taken away, but I am slowly tearing bits of it off and placing the pieces in the new supercan. So I would guess that the new ones are in but you will only get one if you order one and actually pay the $62.50 for it.

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Safe Drinking Water
Bob Levine, rilevine@cpcug.org 

Question: how safe it the tap water in DC? I well remember the warnings to not drink tap water in the District. I've been drinking bottled water since. Does anyone have some knowledge as to the current safety of DC's tap water?

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Runner’s Fatigue
Agate Tilmanis, atil@loc.gov

Here is an incident that only a Washingtonian would understand. During my niece's visit from out-of-town, she asked me where would be a good place for jogging. I told her to run one block to Massachusetts, turn left and run to Wisconsin, maybe cross it and turn back whenever she felt like it. With a truly shocked look on her face she asked me if I was trying to get rid of her. And, does Charles Donnelly still have a job at the National Labor Relations Board?

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Presidents’ Churches
Donald Lief, dwlief@cnnw.net

Don't know if it was routine, but FDR also went to services at St. John's Episcopal on Lafayette Square. I saw him leave in the morning on the way to h is third inauguration, January 1941.

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Double the Messages, Double the Fun
Kathy Chamberlain, kechamber@erols.com

The reason two identical messages were sent [to the last issue of themail] was a computer issue. Tried to send on one computer through Netscape, and it didn't appear to get sent. In the interest of time, tried the other computer in the household using a different E-mail system and address. We live in the same household, had the same reaction to the meeting discussed in the E-mail. Wanted the name to match with the E-mail address.

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Apology
Charles Donnelly, donnellydc@erols.com

I apologize to any and all readers, whether or not you were offended by the post of February 7 bearing my name. I have apologized to Gary as well. I am truly sorry that I communicated my vulgar and obscene words in a manner that allowed them to be received by you. Please believe me when I say that I did not for an instant intend or contemplate that the message to Gary would end up in a post. If I had known that it would, I would never have written it. If I could reel back my words across reverse-cyberspace, I would do so. But the damage being done, I pledge never to offend you again.

Finally, I cannot overemphasize that my employer, whose E-mail account I wrongly used, had nothing to do with my ranting, does in no way condone it, and utterly disavows it, as it should. It goes without saying that I should not have used that account for communications that did not advance its expressed mission. It will never happen again.

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Drive for Alaskan Statehood, #3
Tim Cooper, worldright@aol.com

According to the author of Alaska: A Bicentennial History, William Hunt, “[no] progress was made toward statehood in Congress in 1954 or 1955. President Dwight Eisenhower favored statehood for Hawaii but opposed it for Alaska. Two considerations influenced the president: he felt that, in a defense emergency, the military could function better if Alaska remained a territory; and he also wanted to protect the narrow Republican majority in the Senate.” Nevertheless, the territorial legislature held a statehood convention in Fairbanks in November 1955 and after “seventy-five working days” issued a new state constitution, which the National Municipal League described as “one of the best, if not the best, state constitutions ever written.” The delegates also approved the Tennessee plan, which designated local representatives to lobby Congress for statehood.

While the Congress refused to seat the statehood delegation, they lobbied effectively between 1956 and 1958. Yet despite the concerted efforts of the southern senators to derail the statehood bill, on June 30, 1958 the Senate voted sixty-four to twenty to support it months after the House had successfully passed the legislation. On January 3, 1959, President Eisenhower admitted Alaska into the Union as the nation’s forty-ninth state, a journey which had begin in 1912 when the Second Organic Act established Alaska as an incorporated territory, clearing the way to eventual statehood. Critical, however, to the success of the statehood drive was a late 1955 Gallup poll revealing that the American public supported statehood for Alaska by an astonishing 82 percent.

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Let’s Talk About Taxation Without Representation
Keith Jarrell, keithndc@bellatlantic.net

I am one person that is appalled that Mayor Williams and others are spending our tax dollars to support this ridiculous campaign. We are citizens of the District of Columbia. We are a federal city, we are blessed by many amenities that most U.S. cities never have the opportunity to have. Our day will come with time that the Federal Government decides how best to change the policy of our taxes. But, as Americans we all know that taxes are a part of life. We are actually in my mind more represented than most cities in this country. Both sides of the house has oversight committees on our city, and the President both past and present have all been involved.

This spending is cruel and unusual punishment to the people of our city that have less. It takes money from services and agencies that could be extending a hand to help those that can lot do as much to help themselves. Frankly, I view this as yet another run away antic of Mayor Williams and his out of control way of running out city and then telling us that everything is better. We'll see just how much better things actually are. Eleanor Holmes Norton is another one that is really fornicating the real issues of our city and our relationship with the federal government. Her foul, out-of-place mouth and remarks are long outdated and long overdue for a change. I can only hope that the days when civil rights marchers strolling down the street represented change can now turn to sitting down holding intelligent conversation and discussion of both sides of the issues. The real reason that Congress doesn't listen to the District of Columbia is they are tired of hearing her overbearing, unnecessary, overrated opinion. One that doesn't even reflect the voters, but only hers and a few that just don't understand that change has occurred, and they don't even realize it.

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D.C. Legislature
Michael Bindner, mbindnerdc@aol.com 

Steve Leraris asks, assuming a grant of statehood, what the state legislature of DC would look like. This is a more interesting question than he realizes. In 1982, a constitutional convention was called, held and a constitution ratified which provides for a forty-member, one-house New Columbia legislature, with single member districts. However, because this constitution contained a rather expansive bill of rights — including the right to a job, and several articles having to do with social policy, it was considered too progressive to pass congressional scrutiny.

In 1987, the Council of the District of Columbia passed an amended constitution which is almost identical to the Home Rule Act, except that it provides for a 25 member single house legislature with 16 elected from wards, an elected president and 6 additional at-large members. The 16 members could be elected from 8 wards or from 16, as determined by the Council. Aside from the obvious flaw of being based on the current government, this amended constitution has one major problem — it has never been put to a ratification vote — so it has no legal standing whatsoever until this occurs.

Aside from the question of commuter taxes (and the non-viability of Virginia and Maryland should we capture this revenue which they now collect), the major obstacle to statehood is the fact that there is no constitution in place which both the people will support and the Congress will accept. The Council knows that if their home fool constitution is held up to the light, it will lose at the ballot box. Additionally, it is in no hurry to upset the status quo, so don't look to them to change it without pressure from the citizenry.

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Sixteen — Not Six — States Ratified DC Voting Rights Amendment
Mark Richards, Dupont East, mark@bisconti.com  

According to a Washington Post article on July 4, 1984, Delaware became the 16th state to ratify the District of Columbia Voting Rights Amendment to the U.S. Constitution, leaving the District 22 states short of approval. Time ran out on August 22, 1985. The Post wrote, “D.C. Voting Rights Amendment Remains a Long Shot.” The amendment would have granted District citizens two Senators, representation according to their population in the House, and the right to approve Constitutional amendments. Other states that had approved since Congress approved the amendment in 1978 were: Oregon, Minnesota, Wisconsin, Iowa, Michigan, Ohio, West Virginia, Maryland, New Jersey, Connecticut, Rhode Island, Massachusetts, Maine, Louisiana, and Hawaii. (David Sobelsohn said the number was six.) I agree with his premise that it will be difficult to pass, but it is hard to predict the future. Also, one lesson conservative groups learned from the ERA amendment was that it is important to stop an amendment horse before it gets out of the gate-of immediately after. When the DC amendment passed Congress, they mobilized quickly. In training sessions, they advised supporters nationwide not to argue the merits of equality, but rather to focus on the fact that an amendment was the wrong remedy. Of course, DC must get her message points in order and not get distracted by the wrong remedy argument — that argument will appear no matter what remedy is proposed. That's why it is important for DC to achieve consensus on the remedy issue here at home.

Back in 1979, William Raspberry wrote, “The D.C. Voting Rights Amendment is in trouble — not because there are no good arguments in favor of the proposal, but because the American people (or their state legislatures, at any rate) aren't ready to give us full voting representation in the House and Senate” (Post, 10/10). He argued that DC should consider giving up its claim to representation in exchange for an end to federal taxation, which he said would make the District immediately self-supporting. He also argued for eliminating federal review of the District's budget. “I'm only saying that if we cannot have federal representation to go along with our federal taxation, why not get rid of both?,” Raspberry asked. So maybe we've come full cycle again. (The original landowners made the first deal in the 1790s, and they never saw the money either.) There is a lot to be done before DC is ready to move any remedy, even if the political chessboard were properly aligned. This is an intergeneration issue. DC elected officials could establish an Office for Equal Constitutional Rights (which Congress will probably argue we shouldn't fund, a point we can use nationally to explain the problem). The Office should be charged with establishing and updating factual information on the issue and making it widely accessible to citizens (compiling in one place info that already exists, identifying info still needed-good solid info), outlining and implementing an educational strategy, such as including the subject in high school curriculum and providing yearly updates to travel writers. It should monitor the national political landscape.

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February 2001 InTowner
Peter Wolff, intowner@intowner.com

This is to let you know that the February 2001 on-line edition has been uploaded and may be accessed at http://www.intowner.com. Included are the community news stories, crime reports, editorials (including prior months archived), restaurant reviews (prior months' also archived), and the text from the ever-popular “Scenes from the Past” feature. Also included are all current classified ads. The next issue will publish on March 9, and the web site will be updated shortly thereafter. To read the lead stories, simply click the link on the home page to the following headlines:

(1) Huge Algerian Embassy Fire Unnerves Kalorama Neighbors; Questions Raised, Unanswered. (2) Adams Morgan Clinic at Marie Reed Closed Almost Without Warning. (3) 14th & V Condo Plan Proceeding; Project Partner a Concern. (4) Bush Protest March from Dupont Circle Runs Into Police Trap.

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CLASSIFIEDS — EVENTS

History of Gospel Music
Dorothy Marschak, dmarschak@chime-dc.org

The next program in CHIME's monthly series for families at Mount Pleasant Library, Music Around the World, will held from 2-3 p.m. on February 17. Angela Polite, singer, actress and TV producer, will give a presentation on “The History of Gospel Music.” Angela will be interviewed about her program and CHIME on Eyewitness News, Channel 9, at around 9 a.m. on February 14. (Note that this program has replaced the one previously announced for February). Future scheduled programs will be on third Saturdays of the month through May (March: Caribbean music on steel drum; April: multimedia presentation on opera May: music and culture of Armenia. We hope to continue the series, and extend it to other venues, next year. Suggestions for program presenters are very welcome, especially for African, Asian and Latin music.

CHIME testified this week at the Mayor's hearing on the 2002 DCPS budget in favor of putting standards-based music education into the required K-6 curriculum. There is tremendous popular support for doing this. If you are among the advocates, please let Superintendent Vance, School Board members, the Mayor and the City Council hear from you ASAP. A copy of our testimony can be sent by E-mail attachment to anyone interested — you could just let the above officials know that you support that testimony. CHIME (Community Help In Music Education) is an all-volunteer 501(c)3 nonprofit that mobilizes community resources to promote and provide music education for DCPS children, during and outside of school. For more information, contact us at 232-8764 or info@chime-dc.org. Our web site is http://www.erols.com/chime-dc (we hope to have our own domain address soon).

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Recorder of Deeds Building Tour
Alex M. Padro, padroanc2c@aol.com

Mayor Williams has asked the DC Council to approve an unsolicited proposal for the sale of the Recorder of Deeds Building at 515 D Street, NW, one of Washington's most important African American landmarks. The implied threat to this building is now a very real one. The DC Preservation League, together with the Art Deco Society of Washington, is fighting to save this irreplaceable part of our city's cultural patrimony.

I would like to invite you and your friends and colleagues to tour the building during an open house scheduled for the evening of Thursday, February 15. I will be one of the guides describing the history of the office of recorder of deeds, the building, and the artwork inside. The building is also a stop on the 3rd Thursday 7th Street gallery tour that night. I hope that once you have visited the Recorder of Deeds Building and understand its significance, you will aid in the struggle to preserve this landmark for future generations.

Please do not hesitate to contact me if I can answer any questions about the Recorder of Deeds Building, the DCPL/ADSW effort to save it, or the event next Thursday night.

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Metropolitan AME Church Video Premiere
Matthew Gilmore, dcplgem@altavista.com

Friday, February 16, 7 p.m.: the city's oldest African Methodist Episcopal church, Metropolitan A.M.E., 1518 M Street, is inviting the public to attend a documentary video premiere of “If These Walls Could Talk: A Story of a Denomination, a Church, and a People.” The event is free, and will be followed by a reception. Free parking also available. Great names have been associated with this 162-year-old institution — Frederick Douglass, advisor and friend to several 19th century presidents, and poet Paul Laurence Dunbar, to name just two of so many too numerous to name here. For more info, call the church office at 331-1426.

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What in the Mayor’s Proposed FY 2002 Budget Impacts Human Services?
Susie Cambria, scambria@dckids.org

This briefing and interactive session will be held on Tuesday, March 20, from 9:30 a.m. to 12:30 p.m. at Beacon House, 601 Edgewood St. NE. What’s included in the training: experienced advocates and budget experts will present: 1) an overview of what is included in the Mayor’s proposed FY 2002 budget, 2) breakout sessions on specific issues, 3) examples of effective advocacy strategies and tips on advocating on the budget, and 4) a discussion of how to read the budget and an explanation of the budget process. In addition, participants will have the opportunity to network with others who are concerned about the human services budget.

Those who should attend the training include: service providers (at all levels of the organization), advocates, residents, and budget advocacy newcomers and old-timers. There is a $12 registration fee and preregistration is required. Scholarships are available. For more information, contact Susie Cambria, scambria@dckids.org, 234-9404. This training is sponsored by the Advocacy Initiative to Meet Human Needs, a project of the Fair Budget Coalition.

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CLASSIFIEDS — FOR SALE

San Francisco Symphony Orchestra
Linda Bumbalo, lbumbalo@aol.com

I have one ticket for the fabulous San Francisco Symphony Orchestra's only performance in DC, on Saturday, February 24 at 5:00 p.m. at the Kennedy Center. Great box seat $75. SFO's annual visits are sellouts!

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CLASSIFIEDS — HOUSING

Capitol Hill, NE — Short-Term Housemate
Mary Vogel, maryvogel@yahoo.com

To share with me a two-bedroom (both have own bath) row house through end of June. Rent is $550/month plus utilities. Near Union Station (Red Line Metro) and across from grassy school yard. Great sunlight in winter, shade in summer. Activist neighborhood. Prefer over 30, vegetarian, environmentalist, recycler, nonsmoker, relatively neat, friendly and caring. Call Mary 547-7203 or E-mail maryvogel@yahoo.com. Best hours are 6:30-8:30 a.m. and 9:30-10:30 p.m.

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CLASSIFIEDS — RECOMMENDATIONS

Painter
Gretel Johnston, greteljohn@worldnet.att.net

If anyone is looking for a painter I can recommend Michael Johnson, who recently did a paint job at our home in northwest. He did an excellent job and is easy going, neat and considerate. His number is 667-6453 and his E-mail address is mj1@starpower.net

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