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January 28, 2001

History

Dear History Fans:

Confucius says (he really does): “Study the past, if you would divine the future.” This is another way of saying not only that “those who don't remember history are doomed to repeat it,” but also so are those who do remember history, only at least they'll have some idea of what's coming. I haven't publicly thanked Mark Richards for the DC history lessons he continues to contribute to themail, and I'd like to do so now. Thanks also to Tim Cooper for the series of historical anecdotes he has supplied for the past several issues. Please don't hesitate to teach us the lessons you have learned from the District's history; we need the guidance.

Gary Imhoff
themail@dcwatch.com

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On the Trail of the Lonesome Beer: More Thoughts on Single Sales
Mark Eckenwiler, zarf@eckenwiler.org

Like Kenan Jarboe, my Capitol Hill neighbor to the south, I support a citywide ban on single sales (and not just because I'm constantly picking single-sale detritus out of the tree box in front of my house). Thus, it was with some disappointment that I read of the Council's 9-4 vote on 1/23 against the ban — Fenty (sponsor), Graham, Chavous and Catania were the lone supporters — and I left a belated message with Sharon Ambrose's office deploring her “no” vote.

Interestingly, I got a call back from Jeff Coudriet, the Ambrose staffer handling these issues. He claimed 1) that Ambrose voted against the ban on prodecural grounds (basically, the special session was supposed to be limited to discussion of the “nude dancing” license issue), and 2) that Ambrose was supportive of having the single-sales ban introduced as a freestanding bill. He also pointed to a provision that did make it into the enrolled bill: a new subsection allowing the ABC to “declare a moratorium in any locality, section, or portion of the District to limit the sale of products by licensees under off-premises retailer classes A and B.” What this means is that anyone with standing (including an informal neighborhood group) can seek a local single-sale moratorium. FYI, this would be Title 25, sec. 25-351(a)(3) of the DC Code if signed by the Mayor.

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The One-Can Ban
Kathy Chamberlain, ANC 7B, kechamber@erols.com

Ken Jarboe of ANC 6B was right on target with his arguments in favor of the ban on the sale of single containers of beer. ANC 7B long ago went on record as supporting the ban. Too bad that only 4 councilmembers had the courage to vote in favor of making the ban part of the ABC bill. Thank you, councilmembers Catania, Graham, Chavous, and Fenty, for voting in the best interest of the city as a whole. And thank you, Mayor Williams, for refusing to sign the bill until the council considered including the ban. The five of you have proven that you understand and want to solve the problems our neighborhoods are facing. The rest of you threw this problem back to neighborhoods to solve. Thanks for your help. The arguments of "it's an enforcement issue" and "it's economic discrimination" are lame. These arguments exemplify the inertia of our city council when it comes to doing anything really positive for ailing neighborhoods. As for enforcement, we don't have enough law enforcement officials and our laws have no teeth. Incidentally, there's no law against being drunk in public, only drinking in public. So if the police actually catch someone in the act of urinating or drinking in public, they can take action-- if they have nothing more important to do, which is rare. We all know that there is no real penalty for littering in DC, but don't get me started on that. The real corker is the argument that (to paraphrase) the ban would cause a hardship on poor people because they would be forced to buy a whole 6-pack when they can really only afford one (very large!) beer. Sorry but it's hard to muster up a lot of sympathy. To the Councilmembers who voted for the status quo: you had a chance to make a difference in the amount of panhandling, public urination, littering and loitering in our neighborhoods. When you try to convince us that you support neighborhoods, remember how you voted. We will.

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Single-Container Sales
Ralph Blessing, rblessin@pd.state.gov

Members of the Shepherd Park Citizens Association, as well as our ANC 4-A representative, sent letters like Kenan Jarboe's (January 24 themail) to various DC councilmembers imploring them to support a ban on single-container beer and malt liquor sales. Unfortunately, most councilmembers either chose to keep their collective heads in the sand or were too busy cozying up to the liquor industry to be bothered by our pleas. Jack Evans argues (according to a January 23 article in the Post) that a ban is not necessary because single-container sales are not a citywide problem. Does that mean he would be in favor of allowing the possession of firearms in neighborhoods that don't have a serious violent crime problem? Like guns and drugs, alcohol-related problems don't respect jurisdictional boundaries. The police or restrictive covenants can force them from one area, but — guess what? — they resurface elsewhere. And one of these days that "elsewhere" will be the communities represented by Mr. Evans and his cohorts.

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DMV Does It Again
Yoma Ullman, ullman724@aol.com

The DMV sent my renewed registration, they sent my tags, but they didn't send my (paid-for) parking sticker. Has anything changed at the DMV?

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The Common Denominator on Microfilm
Kathy Sinzinger, Common Denominator, editorcd@aol.com

Volumes 1 and 2 of The Common Denominator, D.C.'s hometown newspaper, are now available on microfilm in the D.C. Public Library's Washingtoniana Collection, Room 307 of the Martin Luther King Memorial Library at 901 G Street NW. These volumes include all issues of the newspaper published from June 15, 1998, through May 22, 2000.

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The Functions of “Feather Duster” Incidents
Mark Richards, Dupont East, mark@bisconti.com  

Those “lower class populists” who think George W. stole the election just couldn't leave town without a going away party, could they? Rumors that begrudged staffers from the West Wing of the former White House (“his” side), allegedly took a few souvenirs with them (such a “W” keys from computers) have drawn the attention of those eager to prove Democrats are sore losers. While many want to talk about the alleged naughty actions of a few former Clinton staffers, nobody wants to defend them or document or dig too far into the story. It is just too ugly, and just too believable. Democrats and their sympathizers seem to either deny the scale of the event or explain that it must be the actions of the tasteless lower class branch of the Party. “Names and Faces” of Post Style (1/27) further narrowed the culprits to men — the first ladies' transition was gracious, it reported. “If only women ruled the world!,” Ms. Bush's press secretary allegedly said.

Stories of such naughty incidents seem to have multiple functions in the political world. Rewind to 1874, back in the good ole days when the national Parties in DC moved the post-Civil War feud from one of disloyalty to the Union to one of “dishonesty and self-seeking.” At the time, DC's outgoing popularly elected and biracial House of Delegates earned themselves the label “Feather Duster legislature” for similar alleged naughty actions. Just before Congress abolished the 3-year old Territorial government-with its Presidentially appointed Governor and Upper House and elected Lower House, DC was under investigation by Congress for alarming behavior. The Governor appointed by President Grant had been spending more than was in the treasury to fix the post-Civil War infrastructure, and was allegedly using cronies to do the work. Constance McLaughlin Green wrote that “nobody” expected the Territorial government to last. So, it must have come as no surprise when Congress, with the stroke of a pen, replaced that government with a temporary one composed of three Presidentially appointed commissioners. The Georgetown Courier expressed support for what they expected would be a temporary break from the “curse of Negro suffrage.” Those who were disappointed with the loss self-government were shamed and silenced by an indefensible “Feather Duster” incident. Apparently, when a few elected members of DC's Lower House heard Congress had abolished their positions, they rushed to the legislative chamber and took inkwells and other “small objects.” One man was caught with a red feather duster peeking from his pant leg. Green wrote, “Ridicule killed it more thoroughly than congressional law.” Any discussion of “colored suffrage” thereafter was met with a reminder of “the Feather Dusters” and “the Murder Bay politicians.” (Murder Bay was an area of shanties where impoverished freed slaves lived, current site of Commerce and Labor Dept.) When the issue of establishing a more permanent government arose in 1877, the “Feather Dusters” provided a convenient reminder and a reason for making the three commissioners DC's permanent overlords. But the real reason many upper class locals supported extending the three-commissioner government and giving up their limited local franchise was economic. They believed that Congress would not share municipal expenses unless it had direct control over the District. Indeed, local elites negotiated the Fifty-fifty Agreement for payment of municipal costs in exchange for not having a local vote. The financial part of the deal lasted until new members of Congress arrived who had not crafted the agreement. About fifty years after that, DC won back limited Home Rule.

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The Price of Discrimination
Gloria Mobley, glomo_53@yahoo.com

Am I detecting white backlash in the remarks to “Rational Economists?” I don't believe that we are returning to the days of “Irish Need Not Apply.” What I do believe is that the Mayor is looking for those who have a sensitivity to the diverse citizenry in the District. When I look at the Mayor's cabinet, I see diversity. Like many other municipalities, I also see the Administration struggling with being even more inclusive since the District's diverse population includes a growing Latino and Asian/Asian Pacific Islander population. There is also a shortage of African American, Latino and Asian/Asian Pacific Islander municipal managers, making competition difficult, at best.

There's a certain irony in all of this, one that puts Mayor and his Administration in a Catch-22 situation. In the past, Mayor Williams has been criticized for bringing too many whites to fill top positions by the African Americans. Now he's being criticized for his efforts to bring in African Americans into his administration by whites. What a no-win situation for everyone. With respect to attracting African Americans to the District of Columbia municipal government, unfortunately it is difficult for the reasons cited in the Washington Post. With our complex government structure that denies the District full control over its affairs, people are less reluctant to come to DC. The many levels of bureaucracy, and the complexity of the bureaucracy wear out even the most talented municipal managers.

Ultimately, I hope that whoever fills these top positions can withstand the competing forces of the bureaucracy, motivate and inspire the agency's front-line employees, and help transform the agency into an effective one that serves all the citizens of the District of Columbia. I could care less about their race, ethnicity, gender, or sexual orientation. We need to come together to get the District back on track, and not let these issues take us from this goal.

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Recruiting Managers by Quotas
Len Sullivan, lsnarpac@bellatlantic.net

I agree wholeheartedly with our fearless editor that the Mayor's frequently-stated goal of restoring and running a first-class city with mostly minority managers is ill-advised. Despite the fact that a relatively large number of African-Americans have chosen government administration as their profession, there is still a much smaller total pool of proven managers to draw from, and as Gary points out, demand for them has made hiring difficult if not impossible. I am very disappointed that the mayor seems to feel that his mandate is to make DC only as good as it can become when using any small subset of available American talent. When a member of my family required delicate eye surgery, I surely did not insist that the operation be delayed until a team of mostly Irish leprechauns could be assembled.

Perhaps more ironic will be the counterproductive result of dragging out the improvement of essential DC services (schools, police, welfare, et al) over a longer than necessary time period, and with less than the best possible results. It could well accelerate the shift in DC's demography towards groups that do not require those public services and who care little for local politics or national image.

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In Praise of Discrimination
Marquais Smith, marquais@hotmail.com

Sigh, another racist diatribe from the pathetic Gary Jagoff. But oh, maybe he's right. Shame on Mayor Williams' preference for seeking out top qualified blacks to lead city agencies in a majority black city, where a majority of said blacks feel marginalized and ignored, and have traditionally been far from the corridors of power. Doesn't de uppity mayor know that there are droves of super qualified white boy executives, just aching to give up their stock options and McMansion mortgage payments and bring their talents to the DC government and those hapless Negroes who just don't have the skills to manage all the complexities of running a city? Doesn't he know that he's not really in charge, he's just a tool for Ward 3 white folks? Yep, it's the white man's burden. Please come rescue us, after all, it's only white men who can really run things.

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Children’s Stories Being Transcribed into Braille
Phil Shapiro, pshapiro@his.com

So often we hear in the press the negative side of the Internet. Just wanted to share a counterbalancing story, one of human beings connecting with one another across continents. Out of the blue last week I received an E-mail telling me that children's stories of mine, posted on my web site, are being transcribed into Braille in India for children and adults to read. I stared at the words of the E-mail before they sunk in. A richly rewarding experience for an author. Never would I have imagined that the stories would travel so far. http://www.his.com/pshapiro/stories.menu.html.

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Statehood without State Functions: Utah (Last in the Series)
Timothy Cooper, Worldright@aol.com

On the continuing subject of DC statehood without state functions, Mr. Sobelsohn claimed that such pioneer states as Idaho, Wyoming, Nevada, Utah, and Alaska were perhaps “far” from being able to financially support themselves at the time of admission into the Union, stating that the "supposed requirement of economically sufficiency is just another political hurdle" to be readily bound by the District in its historic quest for statehood. As established previously, this certainly was not the case for Idaho, Wyoming, and Nevada, as well as with the territories of Washington, Montana, and the Dakotas.

Neither was it the case with Utah, which also came into the Union on an equal footing with all the other states. In fact, Governor Well’s in his “Message to the First State Legislature” of Utah on January 8, 1896, he makes specific reference to state functions: “The extra burdens to be borne by the State will be for the salaries of State officers, support of the State Prison, the Courts, the Legislature, etc., previously supported, wholly, or in part, by the United States; and until the taxes of 1896 become available, there will be no means to conduct the State Government. It is apparent…. that provision must be made to pay off this floating debt and meet the running expenses for the next nine months. It may be set down as an indispensable necessity, therefore, and as the most prudent and economical method of placing the State Treasury upon a cash basis . . . that an issue of bonds be made. . . .”

He further went on to explain that “[i]n view of the extra burdens aforesaid, and our inability to realize additional revenues from interest on sale of lands during the present year, it will, no doubt, devolve upon you to increase the tax rate, though to what extent cannot be estimated at present. The revenues will be materially increased from the assessment of patented mines and coal lands and net proceeds of mines, and it is possible the assessed valuation for 1896, may be increased over that of last year by the exercise of greater diligence on the part of assessors. . . .” Quite clearly, the Governor and the Utah legislature were grappling with the financial realities of statehood and as well as the economic burdens of supporting newly acquired state institutions such as the courts and prisons, which is what the District will also face with a grant of statehood. These issues are not so much political hurdles to be overcome as Mr. Sobelsohn suggests, but hard economics realities that must first be met in the quest for statehood.

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CLASSIFIEDS — EVENTS AND CLASSES

Cleveland Park Citizens Association Membership Meeting
Isabel Furlong, isabel@E-mail.msn.com

The Cleveland Park Citizens Association will meeting on Saturday, February 3, at 10:15 am, in the Cleveland Park Library Community Room. The main topic will be historic preservation, with a DC overview from Jerry Maronek , Preservation League of Washington, and a focus on Cleveland Park from Toni Cherry, Historic Preservation Review Board enforcement officer. Plus, Felix Patterson of Washington Gas will talk about the current spike in natural gas prices, PSA 204 report and alerts by Second District Officers on local crime, and committee reports and updates on land use and zoning activities, NCS Construction-Period Liaison Committee, DC Federation of Civic Associations, and Cleveland Park News and Activities. Please join us and bring a friend. CPCA is your forum for discussion of community interests and for alerting friends and neighbors about current and potential problems.

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Learn the Legalities of Lobbying for Nonprofits
Susie Cambria, scambria@dckids.org

The Everyone’s an Advocate training “The legalities of lobbying” is being held on Wednesday, February 14, from 11:30 am - 1:30 p.m. at the Downtown DC BID, 1250 H St. NW, #850. (It is recommended people use Metro -- exit at Metro Center’s 13th St. exit. Walk to 13th and H Sts. The BID is at 1250 H Street.) The fee (which includes materials, dessert and beverages) is $12 and should be sent with name, organization, address, phone, fax, e-mail to: DC Action for Children, 1616 P St. NW, Suite 420 WDC 20036. As space is limited, reserve your space early! Direct questions to: Susie Cambria, 234-9404, scambria@dckids.org. This training is being sponsored by the Fair Budget Coalition's Advocacy Initiative to Meet Human Needs.

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CLASSIFIEDS — HOUSING

For Rent
Lynne Mersfelder, Donald.Lewis@starpower.net or Lynne.Mersfelder@noaa.gov

For rent, charming furnished one-bedroom condo in Adams Morgan (near Adams Mill Rd and Calvert

Street). Rate: $1300 a month; move-in date negotiable (available 03/01/01). Includes all utilities, voicemail, local phone service, cable TV and VCR. Pet-friendly 1910 rehabbed deco building in a tree-lined neighborhood. Great location, close to restaurants, 10 minutes walk to red line metro stop (Adams Morgan/Zoo/Woodley Park metro).

The unit has high ceilings, a balcony off the bedroom, sunny exposure, track and mood lighting, central air conditioning and ceiling fan, washer/dryer, great customized closet space, bike and other storage in basement, ice maker, microwave, stereo and mounted speakers. If this is sounds like a good fit, for more information contact Lynne Mersfelder-Lewis or Don Lewis by E-mail or before 10:30 p.m. at 362-9494.

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CLASSIFIEDS — FOR SALE (AND FREE)

Furniture and Antique Stove
Heather Scott, scoth@cof.org

I recently bought a home on Capitol Hill and have some items to donate and an item for sale. I have a green sofa, dark wood hutch, and a portable basketball hoop I would like to donate to someone in the community. I have tried AmVets, Salvation Army, etc. but they are unable to pick up the items until March or April. I would like to donate these items as soon as possible. Please contact me at scoth@cof.org or rochescott@aol.com if you have ideas or are interested in the items.

Secondly, I am selling my antique O'Keefe & Merritt white gas stove. It has six burners on top with double ovens. Excellent working condition; only needs minor touchups to porcelain. Perfect for someone refurbishing a row house who wants an vintage look in their kitchen. If interested, please contact me at scoth@cof.org or rochescott@aol.com.

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File Folders, Hanging Folders, Hanging Binders
Joan Eisenstodt, jeisen@aol.com

It's a time of early spring office cleaning and we have two boxes of empty hanging folders, hanging binders and some file folders to give away, preferably to a nonprofit but glad to give to anyone who wants to pick them up. E-mail me directly w/ the request and we can set it up.

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