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February 27, 2000

Posting the News

Dear Posties:

In this issue, several writers complain about news coverage in the Washington Post. This complaint isn't new; for years, District residents have said that the Post gives only spotty and shallow coverage of local DC politics and news. It's hard, for example, to sympathize with the Post's indictment of the members of the DC Board of Education, when for decades the paper has routinely ignored and failed to report on School Board election campaigns. I know, we can subscribe to the Common Denominator and pick up free copies of the InTowner and Current newspapers. We can read the Washington Times and cancel our subscriptions to the Post. But the Post dominates this news market, and we can't just ignore it. Television stations pick up most of their news leads from the Post, and members of Congress get most of what they know about this city from it. The Mayor and Councilmembers gauge how well they are doing by what the Post writes about them.

The editors of the Post have known for years that the paper's coverage of the District is poor, but they continue to devote less and less space to District news. The majority of the Post's readers and advertisers are in the suburbs. If these suburban readers and advertisers don't care about coverage of the city, why should the editors try to improve it? What can we do, practically, to make the home town newspaper cover the issues and events that matter to us?

In the meantime, cover them yourselves in themail. If it matters to you, if it affects your neighborhood, we want to know about it.

Gary Imhoff
themail@dcwatch.com

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Three Steps Back
Ed T. Barron, edtb@aol.com

The recent decision of the City Council to present the District voters with the option of a hermaphrodite-like School Board comprised of of a combined five elected and four appointed members shows that the City Council has taken three steps back in their efforts to work together as a unified body. There appeared to be some major progress on the Council to work together as a team (e.g.. the tax cut plan) but the Council allowed themselves to be bullied by the Control Board into making a “compromise” decision on the makeup of the School Board.

My biggest quarrel is not with the decision (bad enough) but with the process that was used to arrive at that decision. A real team would never have had a split vote on a major decision. A real team would have held discussions and come up with a decision/recommendation that all Council members would have voted for. That process is called consensus, and it is a far cry from something called “compromise.” In a consensus decision all the members would have had to swallow hard and bite their tongues, but the result would have been a decision that each and all of them would say — It's not the optimum solution but I support it and will bust my buns to make it work. In something of an aftershock of the vote, Kathy Patterson and Harold Brazil (who voted against the decision) said that they will support that decision when the School Board proposition is put before the voters. They would have done a great deal better by becoming part of a consensus before the vote. Too bad the Board is retrogressing into the rabble that they were earlier in this term. Shame on them.

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Act 3 — Saving DC’s Kids
Len Sullivan, lsnarpac@bellatlantic.net

Responding to Mr. Imhoff's challenge on 2/20/00, here is a scenario in which democratically based education of DC's kids might eventually become something better than a national embarrassment — even without Mr. Sobelsohn's two senators in the Congress (2/9/00). One of the greatest democratic arts is to frame useful compromises that diverse factions can support rather than deplore. Clearly, the mayor and council have not yet found one for DC's school board. Despite Mr. Lloyd's opinions (2/6/00), this is generally a cumbersome, time-consuming process. The key may lie unnoticed in Mark Richard's recent discovery of NASBE comparative data (2/13/00), which show DCPS/BoEd departures from the US norm. For example, the single DC school district is 25 times larger (studentwise) than the national average, schools are 20% smaller, per students costs are 56% higher, and 66% more kids live in poverty. While Mr. Vordran (2/23/00) doesn't think structural reform can help contain personality shortcomings, it may well help reinforce community individuality. Here then is an upbeat scenario:

The mayor and Council read themail and discover right here that DC should have at least 4-8 school districts, each with 5-9 ELECTED school board members, thus satisfying the Cooper Postulate (2/13/00) that the health of local democracy is directly proportional to the length of the ballot. Moreover, to match the national model, they should be overseen by a 5-9 member (usually state level) Board of Education, APPOINTED by the highest elected official (usually a governor), thus satisfying the Sullivan Theory of checks-and-balances (2/6/00). In this solution, the local school district boards would fine tune the special educational needs of their communities “'from the bottom, up,” while the DC-wide board would assure that the local boards meet citywide education standards “from the top, down.” The latter would also press the mayor to eliminate the underlying causes of a) poor student performance — the blighted neighborhoods which spawn dysfunctional kids; and b) excessive per student spending — the fixed costs of poorly utilized, antiquated school facilities. Lo and behold, by the time the student enrollment drops below 50,000 (Post 2/25/00) ten years hence, DC student performance might rise to, and the per student costs drop to, the national averages. If they don't, DC could always try contracting out its public education functions to neighboring school districts, thus removing one incentive to emigrate.

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The Comedy of “Democrazy”
Mark-David Richards, Dupont East, mark@bisconti.com

I liked Gary's reference to the school board decision-making process as theater — it reminded me of a book by James Combs and Dan Nimmo, The Comedy of Democracy (1996). They clustered the contents into two categories: 1) the political comedies of citizenship (the citizen's role in democracy — a romantic comedy; candidates, campaigns, and voters — comedies of farce; voices of public opinion — comedies of wit; politics and the news media — a comedy of manners) and 2) the political comedies of policy makers (Hell to the Chief — comedies of character; legislators deliberate — political comedies of the situation; political bureaucracies — comedies of error and intrigue; and the mystique of courts and judges — comedies of ideas and imagination). Robert Dahl, a foremost scholar of democracy, says U.S. isn't a democracy — it's a polyarchy with democratic components. As for DC, I'm not sure what we have, but it is one compelling contradiction. In any case, it wouldn't hurt to spiff up DC's democrazy stage set as we continue to act out the story — we need public symbols and icons! (What do we have now? A broken diamond shape and the District Building? This limits letterhead options.). And that's why I support a symbolic public space for DC's chief executive officer, but I wouldn't call it a Mansion. Let's not be stupid. Call it a cabin, a house, or a residence, but not a Mansion. Mansions are bigger than what our Governor/Mayor/Commissioner (s/he is all three) is going to live in. A Mansion will make Congressmen from puny districts jealous. And it shouldn't be taxpayer funded, but maintained by a private conservancy or foundation for the study of DC “democrazy.” Let's pick out three sites and put them on the ballet, a popular decision-making approach these days. I'm not thrilled with a Capital Hill house that was once a federal building, but could live with it. Based on looking at the book New York City's Gracie Mansion: A History of the Mayor's House, I would suggest keeping in mind that which ever piece of real estate becomes the official residence, the history of the building will be attached to it for the first several chapters, so pick carefully. St. Elizabeth's might be an appropriate choice. Or one of those cabins that are falling down in Rock Creek Park.

As for public apologies, I'd almost like to have one from George Washington. But, I'll give him the benefit of the doubt and suppose he thought an enlightened populace in the demos would be more principled that they've turned out to be. So, I'd settle for a little chat to find out just what he had in mind (maybe something like Hillary had with Eleanor Roosevelt a few years back). Washington — the guy to whom Frenchman Lafayette gave the key to the Bastille — what did he imagine for the people who would live in the city named after him? How would he feel about Alexandria City and County going back to Virginia in 1846? And on the more tabloid side, how did Pierre L'Enfant's “temperamental” and “peculiar” (i.e., gay) nature impact his relationships with the founders and particularly the Commissioners? I'm still hoping for Volume VII of The George Washington Diaries (to be titled “The Lost Chapters”). In the meantime, how about a call from Clinton apologizing for doing nothing for DC (not even making an interesting statement, as so many Presidents have done). And, while he's at it, he should apologize to our former DCer neighbors across the river who live along the road to Washington's home for slapping another President's name on America's first airport. (That Arkansas boy should have been impeached right then and there.)

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The Mayor’s Mansion
Kenneth Nellis, nellisks@aol.com

In the February 23, 2000, issue of thermail, on the topic of “The Mayor's Mansion,” a writer exhorted, “LET HIM PAY HIS OWN DAMN RENT!” While I can understand this sentiment, I also recall Mayor Barry spending how much of the city's money? to add security gates and guard houses to his property. It seems reasonable that the city should accommodate its mayor with a secure residence, but not that the city should pay for security upgrades to any house in which a sitting mayor happens to reside.

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Mayoral Residence
Paul Williams, Greater U Street, pkelseyw@aol.com

I have to put in a plug for the Holt House on the Smithsonian Zoo Grounds, which the Smithsonian has been deliberately destroying since it abandoned it about ten years ago; its one of the oldest houses in the district. The elegant stone structure dates from around 1810 or so, and is a full tome of history. And besides, since the district government is often a zoo, why not have its Mayor on actual zoo property?

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19K Phone Calls
Bill Starrels, Georgetown, mortgagecorp@hotmail.com

I am a former PTA President and active executive board member of Hyde Elementary School, a DC public school located in Georgetown. Our LSRT members are spending countless hours trying to put together a budget for the next school year. Guess what, our budget shortfall is around $19,000.00, the same amount the Mayor is spending on his “I'm sorry phone calls. . . .” How ironic. On Tuesday I will be testifying on behalf of 175 kids at Hyde, and I look forward to asking the Mayor how our $19,000.00 could have been better spent. Perhaps he feels in his heart that the phone calls are more important. I look forward to the response.

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Show Me the Money
Helen Hagerty, Helenmhag@aol.com

Our little elementary school, Hyde, is struggling to come up with a school plan for next year that at least includes all of our current programs and staffing. This is impossible because we have been asked to come up with two budgets. One at 90% and one at 100% funding. Even at 100% funding we still fall short because the amount we have been allocated doesn't cover salary increases or the $7,200 we've been mandated to include to cover custodial supplies.

That $20,000 that the Mayor has spent on apology phone calls would sure go a long way at our school. The millions proposed for a Mayor's residence would go even further at many schools. And what about all of the money being spent to investigate the bizarre manhole explosion in Georgetown? Let's get our priorities straight. School based management will never work if schools are not properly funded.

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Apologies and Amends
Rob Fleming, rflemin@coollink.net

Recovering alcoholics are supposed to make amends for their past mis-deeds, not apologies (because an alcoholic's apology isn't worth much — it's debased currency). Amend means change. The Mayor's apology would carry a lot more weight with me if my recycling had been picked up in the past two weeks AFTER the snow went away.

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Apologies
Alison Kamat, akamat@aol.com

I would like Congress to call me to apologize for denying my basic democratic rights and taxing me without representation.

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Missing Apology
Ellen Chubin, Echubin@aol.com

I discovered today — much to my chagrin — that I am apparently the only resident of DC who did not receive an apology on my answering machine from the mayor. My friends now tease me for being a second-class citizen.

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Automated Mayor-by-Phone
Peggy Robin, probin@adlerbooks.com

I was on the receiving end of an automated call made during the Mayor's $19,000 telephone calling campaign. It's bad enough that I get intrusive phone solicitations from commercial enterprises, and from time to time still receive prerecorded sales pitches (which are illegal, by the way) — but I never expected to have my phone hijacked by a pre-recorded ad from my city government telling me what a caring mayor we have! Apology? Saying you're sorry is something that shouldn't be canned and then sprung on anyone who happens to answer the phone. If Tony Williams had given any thought to the lives of people who have to interrupt their business to listen to his spiel, he would have realized how obnoxious the whole idea was. A letter of apology would have worked much better. Or save the postage and make an announcement to the press detailing what the city did wrong and what it learned that will prevent a recurrence of the poor performance next time around. Let me also mention that immediately after hanging up from the junk phone call, I phoned the mayor's command center to register my complaint about the intrusion and was transferred to some aide who seemed completely clueless as to why anyone would object to receiving that pre-recorded “apology.”

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Junk Phone Calls from the Mayor
Austin Kelly, Austin99@usa.net

One thing that hasn't been mentioned in this brouhaha is that the use of prerecorded robot phone calls is generally illegal under the Telephone Consumer Protection Act of 1990 (47 USC 227). Of course, the politicians who wrote the law left themselves a loophole, so that such calls from a politician are not illegal. Still, it's interesting to note that such phone calls are so cheap for the sender and so annoying to the recipient that not even the Direct Marketing Association could keep them from being banned.

What if this catches on? Will I get robot phone calls from a Memorex Kathy Patterson apologizing for letting the Mayor have so much money that I had to endure a junk phone call from the Mayor? Will Greenspan call us all and apologize when rates go up? Will we ever be able to eat a meal in peace if politicians call us whenever they screw up?

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Apologies
Paul Williams, Greater U Street, pkelseyw@aol.com

Apologies? I've been waiting since May of 1998 for a $500 refund due my community organization, Cardozo-Shaw Neighborhood Association, for overpayment in our historic district application. The Mayor himself E-mailed me and promised the $$ by February 15th; nothing has arrived except for vague promises once again. The district has been in effect for over a year, but we still don't have our dough, or an apology. I'm hoping for a miracle on the two-year anniversary of my request!

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Apologies
Michael Bindner, mbindnerdc@aol.com

Clinton should apologize for spending $2.2 billion in pension assets funded by D.C. taxpayers for the federal pension liability, which should have been federally funded to cover prior contributions to the U.S. Civil Service Retirement System from the very start. These funds would have been better used on our roads. He should also have apologized for cutting the federal payment to cover costs what were arguably federal responsibilities all along. Come to think of it, Delegate Norton should apologize for the same things.

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Needed Apology
Keith Jarrell, keithndc@bellatlantic.net

One can never understand where our elected city officials are when situations arise where there is a lose of life, or a resident or group of residents left homeless by arson. But as the writer mentioned, where were all our elected officials the day after the K Street NE fire that left three dead? They can certainly be on the news to announce that the snow removal was finished ( poorly I might ad) but none the less there they were. They can come forward to a publicity event on the sidewalk in front of the proposed new mayor's residence, but why weren't they standing on the sidewalk crying with the family members when two high school youths were gunned down after a basketball game?

Opportunity, that's why. None of the crimes or tragedies happened at an opportune time that one of them could arrange to be the center of attention! Enough said, these are the things that all of us should think of when the big day in November rolls around again.

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Rather than Apologize
Judy Tiger, Grow19@aol.com

No, the mayor should not be apologizing by phone. Every moment spent on such is a diversion from the real work. Look at the penny jar. See how many people's salary and time got spent on making those phone calls happen. See how much media news moments got spent on this, including the national media. Now see the city pennies being spent at DPW, where the director and financial manager have a budget that includes emergency contracts for narrow snow plows owned by private contractors for those rare cases when we need it. Ditto emergency trash services. Now see the media reporting on the DPW budget, criticizing the department where needed, criticizing the budget where it doesn't accommodate the real need. Maybe see Vanessa Burns walk for not being able to manage the department. Now see city residents knowing that the people in charge are doing their job.

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Chatting with the Mayor
Peter Luger, lugerpj@gunet.georgetown.edu

I thought the Mayor's phone apology idea was ridiculous. However, I was happy to see the plug for the new and improved DC web site. So, I went straight to that web site. Then I went to the DPW page and saw that I could send a request via E-mail. So I did just that. And, when after writing up the request and hitting send, I found that the site was not found. I tried two more times to no avail, so I went to the Mayor's page on the web site and sent him a message telling him that I tried to use the new and improved web site, but it didn't really work so well. The message I sent to the Mayor appeared to go through. However, the next day I had an auto-reply telling me the delivery of that message was delayed. No other information, just that it was delayed. Maybe the phone lines are all screwed up because the Mayor is furiously dialing 100,000 phone numbers. His must be exhausted from letting his fingers do all that walking.

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Jenkins-Szulgit Democracy Trial
Ann Loikow, johnl@erols.com

The Jenkins-Szulgit Democracy Trial resumes Monday, Feb. 28, at 11 am in courtroom JM14 (bottom floor) of DC Superior Court (Moultrie Building — 500 Indiana Ave., NW, Judiciary Square Metro). On Friday, the arresting officers were heard, and witnesses for the defense (Del. Eleanor Holmes Norton, Shadow Sen. Paul Strauss, and ACT UP's Wayne Turner) also took the stand. Defendant Anise Jenkins began her testimony and will finish on Monday, then defendant Karen Szulgit will testify, and closing arguments will be made. The trial will probably go till 5 pm. For further updates on the trial, call (202) 547-3237. The Washington Post finally covered the trial in the “Crime & Justice” column of the Metro section (page B02) on Saturday, Feb. 26, 2000.

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NBC’s “Fleecing of America”/DC Story
Joan Eisenstodt, jeisen@aol.com

Anyone else upset about the coverage on Tuesday's NBC nightly news and the story of the fleecing of America by DC? It made it sound as if we were the only city (of course they made it sound like we had the rights of a state!) in the country that had such mishegoss. It chastised "us" for using the Federal government's money so badly. So one sided — nothing that explained our status and how we get our payment. And of course it perpetuated the bad image we have. Sure, some of it is deserved, but then what city doesn't have problems? I wrote, not sure it will do much, but perhaps others of you did as well.

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Bell Atlantic Degrading Voice Lines and Connection Speeds?
Lindsley Williams, LWilliams@his.com

The Sunday Post (February 27), last page of Metro Section (B8) has a story signed by Fred Ward. He notes that his internet “connection speed” had dropped significantly from rates pushing toward 50 kbs to less than half that. His connection was made from Potomac. Eventually (see the Post story for details), Bell Atlantic finally advised Mr. Ward that Bell had reconfigured some existing cables to gain more "capacity." This spares Bell Atlantic the need to install more cables along and under streets, presumably sparing all consumers from higher capital costs and more construction related delays along local roads. But it reduced Mr. Ward's connection speed as well, a speed that Bell Atlantic says it need not provide, having only to deliver “voice quality” lines.

I have just noticed a degrading of my line speed as well, from the former 46-50 kbs range to 26-32 kbs. This is from an area of Cleveland Park. Unfortunately, in my case, I contacted my internet service provider (ISP) who advised me to check to see if I had the latest “modem script.” I did not. So, I updated my script to provide what is described as more reliable, but potentially slightly (but not 50 percent) slower connection. Thus, I cannot tell how much, if any, of the reduction I am experiencing is from my reconfiguration versus any changes Bell Atlantic has made around this area, forcing more signals through a smaller pipe. Readers of this E-zine are likely to include many with “56K” modem connections. May I suggest that they look at their line speeds and post readings and other pertinent observations. Perhaps some should be directed at the District's Public Service Commission and its Public Advocate.

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Metro
Vicky Lipps, Vlipps@cs.com

I'm just a low level Metro supervisor, but I called the customer information line and kids four and under can ride Metrorail free. I also want to advertise Metro's Adopt-A-Stop program. It is a great opportunity for individuals, businesses or community groups to beautify and improve neighborhoods. In exchange for a promise of two years to keep a bus stop free of litter and to add plants to beautify it, you get recognition through news media publicity, tax deductions for contributions or cash or merchandise, and your name included as a sponsor on transit advertising.

For more information, go to the Metro home page http://www.wmata.com or call 962-1639.

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Metro Fares for “Junior” Citizens
William B. Menczer, William.Menczer@FTA.DOT.GOV

Both Peggy Robin and Ed T. Barron asked about the age limits for fare payment on the Washington Metro system. A quick visit to WMATA's web site at http://www.wmata.com, under “Fares and Hours” disclosed the following: “Up to two children, under 5, ride free with each paying customer.” I guess this means that Ed's descendants can ride free for at least a few more years, while Ed awaits his half-fare privilege when he reaches age 65!

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Metro Kids
John Whiteside, jwhiteside@email.com

The easiest way to find out the rules for kids on Metro is to go to http://www.wmata.com, click “Fares/Hours,” and read the following: “Up to two children, under 5, ride free with each paying customer.” Strictly speaking, “under 5” means 5-year olds pay. Like so many children's discounts, of course, this depends on the appearance of the child and the honesty of the parents. And speaking of Metro, what do folks think of their “Ride Guide” (the online trip planner that gives you point to point directions). I find it somewhat useful, except it gives an occasional wacko route (such as Rosslyn to Southwest by way of Bailey's Crossroads) and it does not believe it is possible to walk from my home to the Court House metro (10 blocks), always putting in a bus trip instead.

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The Suderow/Carr Controversy
Ms. Dorothy Persiflage, daniel@hers.com

Ms. Persiflage is very pleased to report her safe return from the absolutely divine New Year celebrations in Roma, where she had the firsthand opportunity to contemplate the historic cultural swings between the Dionysian and Apollonian which so marked the decline and fall of the empire, not to mention the city, and described in such exquisite flights of language by dear, dear Mr. Gibbon. Ms. P, while there, couldn't help but notice certain parallels to the history of her beloved Washington, D.C., not only in history (although on vastly different time scales), but also on the condition of the roads. Walking several miles on the Via Appia, Ms. Persiflage was constantly reminded of the sad condition of New York Avenue, which, alas, is of a considerably more recent vintage, and which is as rough, and has
all those low-tech, stupid traffic lights which cause so many unnecessary delays, pollution, etc.

The locals in Roma, by the way — Ms. P notes with great approbation — have done a simply smashing job in cleaning up so many of their monuments and buildings, so this is a particularly good time to visit. Even Nicola Salvi's Fountain in the Piazza di Trevi is clean, operating, and of course accepting coins. They have also excavated and opened up a (relatively) small portion of Nero's huge Royal Palace, the fabled “Domus Aurea,” and Ms. Persiflage strongly suggests that any search committee for an official residence for our mayor visit — or at a minimum review the history of — this civic project gone wrong, and subsequently filled with dirt by the very embarrassed Flavian successors.

With her absence from D.C., subsequent flu-bug, and ghastly backup in professional obligations, Ms. Persiflage has fallen behind in keeping up with themail and local events, including the details of the apparent “Suderow/Carr Controversy.” At risk of wading into troubled and controversial waters, however, Ms. P would like to lend some support to the things Ms. Wendy Blair wrote in relation to this Suderow/Carr flap. Without dwelling on the nasty racial overtones of the entire Ferrechio/Anigbo incident, in general Ms. Persiflage would like to say that she has long noted the contorted and pained reporting by The Washington Post and local broadcast media with the apparent intent being to soothe racial tensions, but with, as Ms. Blair correctly implied, the opposite effect in reality. Dan Rather seems to positively drool, for example, in a Pavlovian response to certain stimuli: (1) really bad storms; (2) any sign, however bogus, of “global warming;” (3) and any incident in which a minority person — and especially a black or gay person — is attacked or done wrong by a white male person, preferably named Bubba or Bufert, preferably from the south, preferably involving pickup trucks and shotguns. He never reports opposite events which don't fit his model of victimization. The Washington Post is similarly and positively wrapped up like a pretzel on this issue, as is local broadcast media, to the point that they frequently even fail to report full descriptions of felons — at large felons, mind you — for fear of offending some group or other.

Ms. P believes that journalistic standards of fact and truth have sunk so low that she rarely pays attention to the ubiquitous ideological slants applied to any story dealing with, or involving in any way, race. She also no longer reads the Post, as in her opinion it has sunk to the level of a shameless liberal, ideological rag. Ms. Blair's praise of the Times was, in Ms. P's view, very well placed. While not perfect, The Times at least approaches balance, as does FoxNews on television, and they try for facts without the positively lugubrious spins put on stories by so-called “mainstream,” so-called journalism. Whenever Ms. Persiflage really wants to know the truth about some incident or other, she hits the Internet hard: Web, Newsgroups, local print media, etc. With some effort one can often find out the truth, and it rarely matches the gross spin being given by so-called “mainstream” media. The Internet is really a Godsend in this regard.

At this point Ms. Persiflage hopes for, and actually thinks she sees very small signs of a much overdue swing towards the Apollonian, the Euclidean, and perhaps even...stay her beating heart!...a return to plain English, facts, and Truth! But these slight signs are not present in the pompous, arrogant ideological tripe found in the Post, and out of the mouths and visual images of the likes of Dan, Tom, and Peter. Especially on race. And they do us all a grave disservice, especially in this city. Certain that you'll all agree with me, I'll simply say, for now...

A tout ta'
Do

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Query — DC Freedom of Information Act
Nick Keenan, Shaw, nbk@gsionline.com

I am interested in speaking with anyone who has had success (or failure) using the DC Freedom of Information Act and would like to share tips.

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Mrs. Simpson’s
Lorraine Swerdloff, swerdloff@juno.com

Can anyone give me an update on Mrs. Simpson's restaurant? Why did it close? Who is running it now and is the food/ambiance the same?

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Send This to the Boondocks
Ed T. Barron, edtb@aol.com

The very unfunny “comic strip” Boondocks, which appears on the comics page of the Washington Post, is very unfunny. It is a racist, racially divisive attempt at satire that also promotes violence. The precept and content of this “comic strip” do not belong on a page along with “Snoopy” and “Kathy,” which are visited by many of the children in the District every day.

The few times I have stopped to read this ugly presentation I have been dismayed at the content. Last fall I read one installment that showed a book cover with the title “Ward Connerly Should be Beaten by Raekwon the Chef With a Spiked Bat.” Is this the kind of violence that should appear on the comics page of the Washington Post?

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CLASSIFIEDS — FOR SALE

Motorcycle
Lorraine P Swerdloff, swerdloff@juno.com

Motorcycle for sale: 1995 Harley Davidson model FXDS Conv. with 13,400 miles. I am asking $14,500, but am willing to listen to reasonable offers. Nearly $20,000 is invested in the bike (I have every receipt). All engine work has been done by the Harley dealership with many Screaming Eagle high-performance parts. All accessories are Harley, including chrome lowers on the front end, chrome rear swing arm, custom seat, chrome upper and lower belt cover, chrome laced wheels, well, chrome everything. The bike has been garage kept since delivery and is in mint condition. Call Steve at 703-931-4953 or E-mail czsteve@compuserve.com.

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CLASSIFIEDS — WANTED

Canoe
Phil Greene, pgreene@doc.gov

If anyone out there has a good canoe they want to sell, please let me know.

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CLASSIFIEDS — HOUSING AND OFFICE

House to Share
Wendy Green, wendywoowho@yahoo.com

3 bedroom, 2 bath house w/ washer dryer to share with a professional/grad student (smoker) and his two cats (non-smokers). Quiet neighborhood in Hyattsville, MD, just off Rt. 1 (half hour commute to downtown DC, 10 minutes from the University of MD, 10-15 minutes from Catholic U.). Large back yard. Offstreet parking. $400 /month plus 25% of utilities. Call and ask for Jozef at 301-277-5037.

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Office Sublet Wanted
Stew Reuter, Rtlreuter@aol.com

Psychotherapist needs Dupont Circle area sublet, three days/wk. Might consider full-time rental with sublet privilege. Happy to join existing professional group. Call Susan Lieberman, 293-5506.

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Short-Term Sublet
Jenn Weed, jennwren@erols.com

Sublet in Chevy Chase, Connecticut Avenue. Large, beautiful room in great building. Safe neighborhood. Fully furnished, share bathroom w/one person. For end of March to April, May. $500/mo. Call Jenn, 966-4970.

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