That Thing I Do
Does anyone else find the Washington Posts city council endorsements perplexing? The Post recommends that you pull the lever next Tuesday for Harold Brazil, Carol Schwartz, Jack Evans, Charlene Drew Jarvis, and Kevin Chavous, all of whom sit, or have sat, on the council. The editorial staff even went out of their way to praise each candidate. The Post also endorses Sandy Allen for Ward 8. Though she has squabbled with Cora Lady MacBarry (apologies to Mr. Lipslove the concept but cant remember the name), Allen and husband Bob Bethea were instrumental in returning Barry to the scene of his many crimes.
Heres the mental disconnect. Usually, the same folks who endorse these candidates treat these folks like used dental floss. The do-nothing council. Another stupid measure by the council. Is Dave Clarke sane? Is Hilda alive? Is Harold that lazy? Wheres Kevin? Jack: a talker, not a doer. The council doesnt have the guts to stand up to Barry and do the right thing. Granted, this group of losers may be superior to what stands behind door number two, but why the hardy endorsements? You can endorse and diss at the same time. Look at the Posts "Im about to hurl" endorsement of Clinton over Dole.
And they never mentioned Ed Barrons shadow candidacy for office once. Shame.
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